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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14781 times)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2015, 11:00:04 am »
Quote from: Yoink on April 10, 2015, 09:34:20 pm
Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!

Uhh, okay. Just help me destroy the Orks later, Kay?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2015, 01:28:49 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on April 11, 2015, 11:00:04 am
Quote from: Yoink on April 10, 2015, 09:34:20 pm
Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!

Uhh, okay. Just help me destroy the Orks later, Kay?
I already planned to help you now and gun down  the false emperor afterwards
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2015, 04:36:44 pm »
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, pirating all day sure will be fun.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2015, 04:45:40 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on April 12, 2015, 04:36:44 pm
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, pirating all day sure will be fun.
hey let me tell you about our lord and savor the revolver man-god lord of all gun and human kind
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2015, 05:15:59 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on April 10, 2015, 07:31:04 pm
Be more dragony.
[5] You tie sheets around your shoulders and waggle them in the air. Wings?

Quote from: spazyak on April 10, 2015, 07:32:20 pm
I am the god emperor of revolvers, user of revolvers and pirates....and part revolver, part man, all around pointless.!
[3] That is correct. Also, the dice roll there means nothing.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 10, 2015, 07:38:07 pm
Await someone to... Do whatever it is you do with ads.
[9] Someone generates billions of dollars in ad revenue.

Quote from: Nidilap on April 10, 2015, 07:39:03 pm
Im a gun. I don't have a tongue. And if these green buggers try a thing, shoot em in the face
[2] You can't fire yourself. Opposable thumbs might be useful.

Quote from: spazyak on April 10, 2015, 07:41:28 pm
make way for the god revolver!

I have no clue what I'm doing but I guess a revolver with more revolvers and pirates that is a god is good enough
[10] Something happens. I can't identify what you're trying to do here.

Quote from: poketwo on April 10, 2015, 07:49:36 pm
PILOT THE SPACE SHIP TO TERRA!!!
[6] You point the ship in the general direction of a planet and throttle up to full!

Quote from: Sl4cker on April 10, 2015, 08:39:25 pm
Learn a magic spell benefiting my class.
[9] You have learned Slay Living!

Quote from: Yoink on April 10, 2015, 09:34:20 pm
Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!
[10 v 5] The ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND is riddled with bullets! Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to kill him...

Quote from: spazyak on April 10, 2015, 09:56:28 pm
yes, we shall take down the false emperor and claim it for its rightfull ruler. He shall be my right hand man. also I am already a revolver wielding pirate revolvers with hands and arms and a face. i am the god revolver. and this is not my choice, I am still fighting orcs to recruit nidilap.
[12] Oh, you're fighting orks? I think?
[11] You fight many orks. They respect your strength!

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on April 12, 2015, 04:36:44 pm
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, pirating all day sure will be fun.
[12] You get riotously drunk and illegally download Dear John.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2015, 05:24:02 pm »
Kidnap the President of Space and make him watch Dear John.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2015, 05:33:14 pm »
recruit the orcs, Nidilap, and yoink they will be my servants Nidilap and yoink will be my generals. together we shall take down the Zombie lord
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2015, 05:34:55 pm »
REGENERATE AND TELEPORT TO TERRA.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2015, 06:01:15 pm »
Learn to fire myself. I will be the best minigun ever!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2015, 06:02:44 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on April 12, 2015, 06:01:15 pm
Learn to fire myself. I will be the best minigun ever!
I will teach you as the god of guns and humans
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 10, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2015, 09:32:02 pm »
Touch someone with my fins and cast Slay Living! Hopefully not on myself!
« Last Edit: April 13, 2015, 12:05:47 am by Sl4cker »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2015, 10:42:05 pm »
Riddle Spazyak with bullets for his impudence. I SERVE NO ONE! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!
Or, well, me and Nidilap are. 
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #87 on: April 13, 2015, 05:13:23 am »
Be the dragon!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #88 on: April 14, 2015, 06:38:41 pm »
Hide in a crate of alcoholic beverages.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #89 on: April 14, 2015, 06:51:16 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on April 12, 2015, 10:42:05 pm
Riddle Spazyak with bullets for his impudence. I SERVE NO ONE! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!
Or, well, me and Nidilap are.
I am your God I only wish to help and protect, also is life insurance mean nothing to you
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Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
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