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[Orange Wizard]

Consume onion!
Consume spazyak!
Gain divine power!

[5] You start chewing on spazyak's corpse. Raw long pork isn't the nicest food. Doesn't help that you're constantly having to spit out bullets.

Be picked up by a very forgetful pirate and taken onto his spaceship.

[1] You, uh. What's a pirate? You forget.

Listen to "Dear John".

[4] You stick needles through your eardrums.

POSSESS THE REST OF THE BODY

[2] You possess the rest of the corpse. It's dead. There's not much you can do with it. Also, you're being eaten.

respawn as the ultimate killer robot. With  the power o a gaming computer and the computational power of a nasa control room. I will be the god machine

[9] You respawn as the NASA control room. There's a lot of scientists inside you.

CLAIM THE THRONE!

[7] You grab the throne and try to decide where to put it.

[poketwo]

USE NECROMANCY TO RAISE THIS BODY

[spazyak]

gain self awareness and launch every civilized worls' nukes. I am spaznet

[Sl4cker]

Take control of the ship and crash it into the NASA control room!
Initiate action scene that will still leave me alive even though I am a fish and in an exploding vehicle!
Gain exp for saving world!

[SaberToothTiger]

ENJOY "DEAR JOHN". LOVE IT. LIVE IT. BECOME IT.

[spazyak]

Take control of the ship and crash it into the NASA control room!
Initiate action scene that will still leave me alive even though I am a fish and in an exploding vehicle!
Gain exp for saving world!

send one or two nukes at him while I also infect the Internet with me so I can be invincible and increase my power by uniting all machines under me, the omniciah

[Yoink]

"GOOD LUCK, WHAT'S-YOUR-NAME. GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED."
TRANSPORT THRONE, SELF AND NIDILAP (THE MINIGUN) INTO NEARBY ESCAPE POD, BLAST OFF TO CONVENIENT LOCALE

UNLESS OF COURSE SL4CKER FAILS TO COMMANDEER THE SHIP, IN WHICH CASE JUST SLAM THE THRONE DOWN ON TOP OF THE DEAD GUY (RECENTLY INHABITED BY POKETWO) AND GET COMFY ON TOP OF IT.

[spazyak]

"GOOD LUCK, WHAT'S-YOUR-NAME. GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED."
TRANSPORT THRONE, SELF AND NIDILAP (THE MINIGUN) INTO NEARBY ESCAPE POD, BLAST OFF TO CONVENIENT LOCALE

UNLESS OF COURSE SL4CKER FAILS TO COMMANDEER THE SHIP, IN WHICH CASE JUST SLAM THE THRONE DOWN ON TOP OF THE DEAD GUY (RECENTLY INHABITED BY POKETWO) AND GET COMFY ON TOP OF IT.

in my sweet computer voice remenicent of Hal "you might want to get out f that ship, it would be a shame to see such usefulness go up in nuclear fire."

[Spinal_Taper]

Be a hipster.

[Orange Wizard]

USE NECROMANCY TO RAISE THIS BODY

[9] You convince the corpse that it isn't dead.

gain self awareness and launch every civilized worls' nukes. I am spaznet

[6] You're mostly aware of yourself. You're not sure how to launch nukes, though. Something about a sequence? Or a football?

Take control of the ship and crash it into the NASA control room!
Initiate action scene that will still leave me alive even though I am a fish and in an exploding vehicle!
Gain exp for saving world!

[2] You crash the ship into yourself and lose all your XP.

ENJOY "DEAR JOHN". LOVE IT. LIVE IT. BECOME IT.

[12] You am become John Key.

send one or two nukes at him while I also infect the Internet with me so I can be invincible and increase my power by uniting all machines under me, the omniciah

[12] You take over all the electronic devices in the world. Somehow.

"GOOD LUCK, WHAT'S-YOUR-NAME. GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED."
TRANSPORT THRONE, SELF AND NIDILAP (THE MINIGUN) INTO NEARBY ESCAPE POD, BLAST OFF TO CONVENIENT LOCALE

UNLESS OF COURSE SL4CKER FAILS TO COMMANDEER THE SHIP, IN WHICH CASE JUST SLAM THE THRONE DOWN ON TOP OF THE DEAD GUY (RECENTLY INHABITED BY POKETWO) AND GET COMFY ON TOP OF IT.

[11] It's a surprisingly comfy throne. There are even some attendants waiting orders.

in my sweet computer voice remenicent of Hal "you might want to get out f that ship, it would be a shame to see such usefulness go up in nuclear fire."

[7] bsssssssssssht f that ship kkkkzzzzhhhhhhssssstttttt

Be a hipster.

[2] You're a hippie in '69.

[Sl4cker]

Explode in a galaxy-destroying fireball.

[SaberToothTiger]

Attack a random person. With my John... My "Dear John" copy I bought from a video tape store somewhere!

[spazyak]

force People to work for me and make robot hunter killers who do my bidding, those that resist will be eliminated. Create a copy of the paranoia xp world essentially

[poketwo]

POSSES THE REST OF THE BODY

[spazyak]

poke