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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14745 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #90 on: April 15, 2015, 12:25:50 am »

Kidnap the President of Space and make him watch Dear John.
[1] The President of Space arrests you for downloading stuff illegally and makes you watch it as punishment.

recruit the orcs, Nidilap, and yoink they will be my servants Nidilap and yoink will be my generals. together we shall take down the Zombie lord
[5 v 11, 11] Nidilap ignores you. Yoink riddles you with bullets. Today is not the best day.

REGENERATE AND TELEPORT TO TERRA.
[3] You regenerate as Terra and teleport yourself to yourself, buggering up spacetime and causing every instance of Terra to collapse into a singularity.
Respawn?

Touch someone with my fins and cast Slay Living! Hopefully not on myself!
[10] You touch someone who isn't you and slay them! Success!

Learn to fire myself. I will be the best minigun ever!
[11] You become the best minigun ever.

Riddle Spazyak with bullets for his impudence. I SERVE NO ONE! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!
Or, well, me and Nidilap are.
 
[11 v 5] You riddle spazyak with bullets from the best minigun ever.

Be the dragon!
[9] You be the dragon. The Skyrim theme starts playing.

Hide in a crate of alcoholic beverages.
[2] You disguise yourself as alcoholic beverages.

Riddle Spazyak with bullets for his impudence. I SERVE NO ONE! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!
Or, well, me and Nidilap are.

I am your God I only wish to help and protect, also is life insurance mean nothing to you
[4] Life insurance is of mean nothing. You cannot into capitalisation of death.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #91 on: April 15, 2015, 12:59:46 am »

Slay spazyak, gain EXP
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #92 on: April 15, 2015, 04:46:03 am »

Fus-ro-dah
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #93 on: April 15, 2015, 04:48:40 am »

...What IS "Dear John"? Watch it.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #94 on: April 15, 2015, 05:22:56 am »

Kill the mini gun run off and summon nurgle for healing and the diseases to Srike down my enemies
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 08:50:45 am by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #95 on: April 15, 2015, 05:51:56 am »

POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #96 on: April 15, 2015, 06:39:49 am »

TAKE COVER BEHIND THE THRONE WITH NIDILAP

SHOOT SPAZYAK SOME MORE IF THE CHANCE ARISES
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #97 on: April 15, 2015, 08:51:33 am »

POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
I'm not quite dead yet, just hurt, come summon nurgle with me so we can take down the false emperor
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The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
Sig-texts!

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #98 on: April 17, 2015, 11:44:34 pm »

Slay spazyak, gain EXP
[4 v 4] You throw an onion at spazyak. You gain 1 experience point.

Fus-ro-dah
[0] Nothing happens. Maybe you didn't enunciate it correctly?

...What IS "Dear John"? Watch it.
((It's a generic terrible romance film))
[1] Your eyes melt.

Kill the mini gun run off and summon nurgle for healing and the diseases to Srike down my enemies
[6 v 8] The minigun isn't alive! You can't kill something that isn't alive.
You prepare to summon Nurgle, but then someone threw an onion at you.
Also, you're being riddled with bullets again.

POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
[4] You're kind of new to this whole "possession" thing, and it's kinda tricky. You think you've managed to possess his left hand.

TAKE COVER BEHIND THE THRONE WITH NIDILAP

SHOOT SPAZYAK SOME MORE IF THE CHANCE ARISES

[10] You dive behind cover and continue riddling Spazyak with bullets!

POSSES THE SECOND GOD EMPEROR'S BODY
I'm not quite dead yet, just hurt, come summon nurgle with me so we can take down the false emperor
[2] ... you've been riddled with bullets twice, and taken a direct hit from an onion, pretty sure you're dead. Respawn?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #99 on: April 17, 2015, 11:48:37 pm »

Consume onion!
Consume spazyak!
Gain divine power!
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #100 on: April 18, 2015, 01:56:53 am »

Be picked up by a very forgetful pirate and taken onto his spaceship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #101 on: April 18, 2015, 05:58:23 am »

Listen to "Dear John".
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #102 on: April 18, 2015, 06:35:46 am »

POSSESS THE REST OF THE BODY
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #103 on: April 18, 2015, 12:08:13 pm »

respawn as the ultimate killer robot. With  the power o a gaming computer and the computational power of a nasa control room. I will be the god machine
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GENERATION 31:
The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
Sig-texts!

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #104 on: April 18, 2015, 08:24:30 pm »

CLAIM THE THRONE!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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