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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14796 times)

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2015, 05:38:33 pm »

POSSESS THE BODY OF THE FIRST GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2015, 05:39:24 pm »

WOW ORKS ARE GREAT, WHY DID I EVER WANNA FIGHT THEM?! IM GONNA GET A BUNCH OF THESE GUYS AND GO WAAAAAGH WITH EM!!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2015, 06:09:49 pm »

Be the motherfucking Space Dragon.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #63 on: April 10, 2015, 06:18:04 pm »

POSSESS THE BODY OF THE FIRST GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
can I posses the body of the real emperor (me) so I can run off and live through the death of thousands of people with psychokinesis so i can live to fight the false emperor!

 failing that I will go with my original option and go as a duel wielding revolver pirate
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 07:04:07 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2015, 07:27:38 pm »

respawn as a revolver duel wielding pirate. also khorne is this guy http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne he sits one a throne of bones over looking a sea of blood
[12] You respawn as a revolver dual wielding pirates.

Stow away in someone else's ship.
[3] There aren't many other ships accepting stowaways. You post an ad on Craigslist.

Stow away in someone else's ship.
ok respawn and follow with my revolvers in hand
[3] You respawn again as a hand made of revolvers.

POSSESS THE BODY OF THE FIRST GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
[9] ALL HAIL POKETWO, ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

WOW ORKS ARE GREAT, WHY DID I EVER WANNA FIGHT THEM?! IM GONNA GET A BUNCH OF THESE GUYS AND GO WAAAAAGH WITH EM!!
[1] The Orks don't appreciate your shouting and start taking a vote on whether they should rip out your tongue!

Be the motherfucking Space Dragon.
[5] You are an incestuous space lizard.

POSSESS THE BODY OF THE FIRST GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
can I posses the body of the real emperor (me) so I can run off and live through the death of thousands of people with psychokinesis so i can live to fight the false emperor!

 failing that I will go with my original option and go as a duel wielding revolver pirate

[12] You can do whatever you like. The outcome is determined by random.org and my imagination.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2015, 07:31:04 pm »

Be more dragony.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2015, 07:32:20 pm »

I am the god emperor of revolvers, user of revolvers and pirates....and part revolver, part man, all around pointless.!
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 07:38:34 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2015, 07:38:07 pm »

Await someone to... Do whatever it is you do with ads.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2015, 07:39:03 pm »

Im a gun. I don't have a tongue. And if these green buggers try a thing, shoot em in the face
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #69 on: April 10, 2015, 07:41:28 pm »

Im a gun. I don't have a tongue. And if these green buggers try a thing, shoot em in the face
make way for the god revolver!

I have no clue what I'm doing but I guess a revolver with more revolvers and pirates that is a god is good enough
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 07:45:43 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #70 on: April 10, 2015, 07:49:36 pm »

PILOT THE SPACE SHIP TO TERRA!!!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2015, 08:23:19 pm »

PILOT THE SPACE SHIP TO TERRA!!!
to terra to reclaim the lost thrones!
by the way this isnt an action  Im making im still fighting orcs
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 08:48:36 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #72 on: April 10, 2015, 08:39:25 pm »

Learn a magic spell benefiting my class.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2015, 09:34:20 pm »

Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2015, 09:56:28 pm »

Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!

yes, we shall take down the false emperor and claim it for its rightfull ruler. He shall be my right hand man. also I am already a revolver wielding pirate revolvers with hands and arms and a face. i am the god revolver. and this is not my choice, I am still fighting orcs to recruit nidilap.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2015, 10:15:34 am by spazyak »
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