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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14939 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2015, 07:22:42 pm »
Quote from: Sl4cker on April 09, 2015, 04:55:37 am
Go on a space adventure and become the greatest space adventurer to be a fish.
[8] You go on an adventure through the ship. You have gained 30 experience points!

Quote from: Kevak on April 09, 2015, 05:27:56 am
Be the Space Dragon. Sit on the gold pile.
[11] You sit on the pile, and look totally badass.

Quote from: Andres on April 09, 2015, 06:00:50 am
Attempt to ascertain whether I am or am not the Emperor of Mankind.
[12] While you're attempting to figure that out, some dude walks into your throne room.
"All hail Andres, God-Emperor of Mankind, Lord of the Seven Quadrants and Defender of the Homeoworld! What are your orders, Majesty?"

Quote from: poketwo on April 09, 2015, 06:07:04 am
OK, DO NOTHING
[4] You attempt to do nothing but find your brains being eaten instead. Respawn?

Quote from: Yoink on April 09, 2015, 07:04:29 am
>Tear open the head of the man wearing microwave ovens and eat his brains.
[9] You nom on delicious brain goo and gain several Intelligence Points!

Quote from: blazing glory on April 09, 2015, 07:05:16 am
Find me some Phazon, we are Space Pirates after all?
[5] You find some Phazons, whatever they are.

Quote from: Nidilap on April 09, 2015, 07:29:34 am
Respawn a Cyborg with a minigun hand
[7] You respawn as a minigun.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2015, 07:29:15 pm »
Yarr!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2015, 07:39:53 pm »
Fly by firing my barrel. Go to a planet and eliminate the Orks!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2015, 08:12:14 pm »
Daintily wipe my lips with a silk napkin, then pick up that minigun and go murder the Emperor of Mankind.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2015, 08:44:28 pm »
Level up!
Put all stat points into my intellect stat.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2015, 08:44:41 pm »
can I join in as the guy praying to the emperor of man kind.
All Hail The God Emperor. Death to the heretic! Fear not of the mutant and of the xenos!
oh and if I can be him I wish to draw my chain sword (if I have one) and kneel before him holding it out pledging my loyalty to him and to the imperium
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 09:32:39 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2015, 09:01:54 pm »
Imbue it into myself.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2015, 09:05:46 pm »
Acquire the bones of hampsters and build a throne from it,
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2015, 09:26:30 pm »
kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2015, 05:56:58 am »
Quote from: spazyak on April 09, 2015, 09:26:30 pm
kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
RP IS BAD IN MINIMALIST RTD.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2015, 07:58:21 am »
Quote from: poketwo on April 10, 2015, 05:56:58 am
Quote from: spazyak on April 09, 2015, 09:26:30 pm
kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
RP IS BAD IN MINIMALIST RTD.
I was making a joke in this case sorry  I won't do it again :D
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 11:07:55 am by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2015, 04:50:15 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on April 09, 2015, 07:29:15 pm
Recruit a yellow, citrusy fruit.
[6] There don't appear to be any here.

Quote from: Nidilap on April 09, 2015, 07:39:53 pm
Fly by firing my barrel. Go to a planet and eliminate the Orks!
[9] You go to a planet and get absolutely hammered on Ork booze.

Quote from: Yoink on April 09, 2015, 08:12:14 pm
Daintily wipe my lips with a silk napkin, then pick up that minigun and go murder the Emperor of Mankind.
[11 v 7, 0] GLORIOUS BLOODSHED! The God-Emperor of Mankind is riddled with bullets! Then a new God-Emperor of Mankind spawns, so you riddle him with bullets too!

Quote from: Sl4cker on April 09, 2015, 08:44:28 pm
Level up!
Put all stat points into my intellect stat.
[6] You're not sure if Intellect is the same as Intelligence, so you put your stat points in Willpower instead.

Quote from: spazyak on April 09, 2015, 08:44:41 pm
can I join in as the guy praying to the emperor of man kind.
All Hail The God Emperor. Death to the heretic! Fear not of the mutant and of the xenos!
oh and if I can be him I wish to draw my chain sword (if I have one) and kneel before him holding it out pledging my loyalty to him and to the imperium
The universe requires actions to be in Bold or at least presented unambiguously.
[ 0] You are the God-Emperor of Mankind! You appear to have spawned right next to the old God-Emperor of Mankind. Also, you're getting riddled with bullets.
Respawn?

Quote from: blazing glory on April 09, 2015, 09:01:54 pm
Imbue it into myself.
[0] You stick it in your nose.

Quote from: Kevak on April 09, 2015, 09:05:46 pm
Acquire the bones of hampsters and build a throne from it,
[11] Hamster bone throne get! You're not sure where the hamsters came from.

Quote from: spazyak on April 09, 2015, 09:26:30 pm
kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
[???] ???

Quote from: poketwo on April 10, 2015, 05:56:58 am
Quote from: spazyak on April 09, 2015, 09:26:30 pm
kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
RP IS BAD IN MINIMALIST RTD.
[-1337] NO FUN ALLOWED
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2015, 04:53:09 pm »
respawn as a revolver duel wielding pirate. also khorne is this guy http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne he sits one a throne of bones over looking a sea of blood
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 04:56:36 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2015, 04:57:25 pm »
Stow away in someone else's ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2015, 05:17:15 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on April 10, 2015, 04:57:25 pm
Stow away in someone else's ship.
ok respawn and follow with my revolvers in hand
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 10, 2019, 03:50:20 pm
Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
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