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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 14815 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2015, 07:22:42 pm »

Go on a space adventure and become the greatest space adventurer to be a fish.
[8] You go on an adventure through the ship. You have gained 30 experience points!

Be the Space Dragon. Sit on the gold pile.
[11] You sit on the pile, and look totally badass.

Attempt to ascertain whether I am or am not the Emperor of Mankind.
[12] While you're attempting to figure that out, some dude walks into your throne room.
"All hail Andres, God-Emperor of Mankind, Lord of the Seven Quadrants and Defender of the Homeoworld! What are your orders, Majesty?"

OK, DO NOTHING
[4] You attempt to do nothing but find your brains being eaten instead. Respawn?

>Tear open the head of the man wearing microwave ovens and eat his brains.
[9] You nom on delicious brain goo and gain several Intelligence Points!

Find me some Phazon, we are Space Pirates after all?
[5] You find some Phazons, whatever they are.

Respawn a Cyborg with a minigun hand
[7] You respawn as a minigun.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2015, 07:29:15 pm »

Yarr!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2015, 07:39:53 pm »

Fly by firing my barrel. Go to a planet and eliminate the Orks!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2015, 08:12:14 pm »

Daintily wipe my lips with a silk napkin, then pick up that minigun and go murder the Emperor of Mankind.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2015, 08:44:28 pm »

Level up!
Put all stat points into my intellect stat.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2015, 08:44:41 pm »

can I join in as the guy praying to the emperor of man kind.
All Hail The God Emperor. Death to the heretic! Fear not of the mutant and of the xenos!
oh and if I can be him I wish to draw my chain sword (if I have one) and kneel before him holding it out pledging my loyalty to him and to the imperium
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 09:32:39 pm by spazyak »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2015, 09:01:54 pm »

Imbue it into myself.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2015, 09:05:46 pm »

Acquire the bones of hampsters and build a throne from it,
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2015, 09:26:30 pm »

kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2015, 05:56:58 am »

kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
RP IS BAD IN MINIMALIST RTD.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2015, 07:58:21 am »

kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
RP IS BAD IN MINIMALIST RTD.
I was making a joke in this case sorry  I won't do it again :D
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2015, 04:50:15 pm »

Recruit a yellow, citrusy fruit.
[6] There don't appear to be any here.

Fly by firing my barrel. Go to a planet and eliminate the Orks!
[9] You go to a planet and get absolutely hammered on Ork booze.

Daintily wipe my lips with a silk napkin, then pick up that minigun and go murder the Emperor of Mankind.
[11 v 7, 0] GLORIOUS BLOODSHED! The God-Emperor of Mankind is riddled with bullets! Then a new God-Emperor of Mankind spawns, so you riddle him with bullets too!

Level up!
Put all stat points into my intellect stat.

[6] You're not sure if Intellect is the same as Intelligence, so you put your stat points in Willpower instead.

can I join in as the guy praying to the emperor of man kind.
All Hail The God Emperor. Death to the heretic! Fear not of the mutant and of the xenos!
oh and if I can be him I wish to draw my chain sword (if I have one) and kneel before him holding it out pledging my loyalty to him and to the imperium
The universe requires actions to be in Bold or at least presented unambiguously.
[ 0] You are the God-Emperor of Mankind! You appear to have spawned right next to the old God-Emperor of Mankind. Also, you're getting riddled with bullets.
Respawn?

Imbue it into myself.
[0] You stick it in your nose.

Acquire the bones of hampsters and build a throne from it,
[11] Hamster bone throne get! You're not sure where the hamsters came from.

kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
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kharne is that you? ughhh I knew being around those heretics would mess with my mind
RP IS BAD IN MINIMALIST RTD.
[-1337] NO FUN ALLOWED
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2015, 04:53:09 pm »

respawn as a revolver duel wielding pirate. also khorne is this guy http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne he sits one a throne of bones over looking a sea of blood
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2015, 04:57:25 pm »

Stow away in someone else's ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2015, 05:17:15 pm »

Stow away in someone else's ship.
ok respawn and follow with my revolvers in hand
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