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[WillowLuman]

Granted, one in each nostril.

I wish I'd finished my mandatory rough draft this weekend, instead of doing everything humanly possible to procrastinate including massive projects for other classes.

[hops]

(Yeah. Oh wait, I guess Akinator doesn't do that to adults. Akinator kept deciding that the character I am thinking of are from a hentai.)

Granted. It's very, very rough and short.

I wish that what I said didn't sound like an innuendo.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you straight up made it a highly highly inappropriate joke and Toady removes it.

I wish I had the best cookie ever.

[Shoruke]

Granted; unfortunately, due to the holes in the Ontological Argument, it doesn't actually exist. But if it did, it would totally be the best cookie ever!

I wish for more HD RPGs on the market.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But the rpgs are terrible.

I wish That the creationists realize that the bible is false and the theory of evolution is true.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but as it seems like you're trying to stir up a religious flame war, it isn't.

I wish for slightly less... That kind of wish.

[ComputerWarrior]

Granted, but as it seems like you're trying to stir up a religious flame war, it isn't.

I wish for slightly less... That kind of wish.

Granted, you are now poor. That kind of wish, right?

I wish everybody lugged around bags of coin instead of using credit\debit cards or bills to purchase stuff.

[blazing glory]

Granted,due to this you can only carry 500 coins,you'd need a bigger bag for more and that'd attract bandits and thieves.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

[Tawa]

^{_{Granted, but you must type like this.}}
I wish to be the 3 millionth poster.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are now literally a poster. The 3 millionth one, too.

I wish for spooky skeletons.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are sleaze-aligned.

I wish I could program a game to mirror my Rage Thread battle with LordSlowpoke.

[ComputerWarrior]

Granted. You are sleaze-aligned.

I wish I could program a game to mirror my Rage Thread battle with LordSlowpoke.

Granted, but you fall prey to the nightmare of programmers everywhere: the dreaded procrastination.

I wish that all of the grass on Earth would be coloured blue. Sky blue.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but now the sky is neon green, the oceans are hot pink, and trees are purple. Everyone gets sick from the ridiculous colors.

I wish for new Invader Zim episodes.

[IronTomato]

Granted, it's just a crappy overly dramatic reboot.

I wish for a dystopia.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, I am its ruler.

I wish for someone to pour me a puke cocktail.