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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17655 on: June 01, 2014, 08:46:39 pm »
Granted... Why did you kill me, man? Not cool. I'm gonna haunt you forever now.

I wish for a thumbs-up.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17656 on: June 01, 2014, 08:49:37 pm »
Granted. It then rockets in an arc downward.

I wish I could
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17657 on: June 01, 2014, 08:50:57 pm »
Granted, it hits you.

I wish for my parlor tricks to be amusing.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17658 on: June 01, 2014, 08:53:23 pm »
Granted. There are no longer parlors to perform tricks in.

I wish I had the power of all my avatars combined.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17659 on: June 01, 2014, 09:09:11 pm »
Granted. Since many of them do not show up, by the multiplicative rule of 0 you have no power.

I wish for a portable tornado.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17660 on: June 01, 2014, 09:11:14 pm »
Granted. A giant tornado follows you around.

I wish I had a pet volcano that couldn't harm anyone I didn't say it could.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17661 on: June 01, 2014, 09:12:44 pm »
Granted, however that doesn't stop it from destroying everything around you.

I wish for all that's foul and all that stains to breed in my toxic rain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17662 on: June 01, 2014, 09:14:10 pm »
Granted. Mustard and BBQ sauce breeds in your toxic rain.

I wish I could come up with hilarious one-liners.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17663 on: June 01, 2014, 09:50:45 pm »
Granted, your the only one who finds them hilarious.

I wish for more patience for the wait for dwarf fortress is KILLING ME. (for some reason knowing the time its supposed to come makes it worse for me. :C)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17664 on: June 02, 2014, 01:01:14 am »
Granted. You are so patient that you decide to wait to download the new Dwarf Fortress until a year after it comes out.

I wish I knew how to survive any situation.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17665 on: June 02, 2014, 01:04:20 am »
Granted, you know how to survive any situation, but that doesn't mean you have what you need to survive it. Oh look! A nuke!

I wish I was half an inch taller than I currently am.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17666 on: June 02, 2014, 01:13:19 am »
Granted. Just wait until morning, when your discs have expanded.

I wish Akinator hadn't just asked me "Is you character related to Bay12 or Dwarf Fortress?" O_O
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17667 on: June 02, 2014, 01:32:36 am »
Granted. It asks you another question and decided to be a douche and claim that your character is inappropriate for children and boot you out.

I wish that my birthday came faster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17668 on: June 02, 2014, 01:37:03 am »
(Do you know what Akinator is?)
Granted. You go back in time and c-section yourself out at an earlier date.

I wish for Cleverbot to go Skynet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17669 on: June 02, 2014, 01:38:36 am »
Granted, but it's so stupid that none of it's plans have anything to do with each other.

I wish for two AA batteries.
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