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[Eric Blank]

Granted. You decide it is delicious. Nobody will ever kiss you again.

I wish I had a house that could build itself.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is a tiny wooden hut made out of sticks and straws.

I wish for lobsters.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Millions of lobsters are now engulfing the earth, pinching everyone to death.

I wish I wasn't so macabre with my humor.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're a candle.

I wish I knew why I just made that corruption.

[~Neri]

Granted, as you made the corruption during a short bout of insanity, the knowledge as to why you did it drives you insane again

I wish for Lyeos to be bay12 grade insane instead of crazy insane.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Bay12 grade insane is the kind of insane that involves him becoming president, then treating the people of the US like he treats his dorfs in DF.

I wish that corruption was real, with me as president.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You eventually institute a monarchy, and I overthrow you with my superior knowledge of Newtoadian cave-in physics.

I wish that happened.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
but since you didn't what should happen. nothing happen.

I wish for an ice cream

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you can't eat it because you're dead.

I wish I knew where Bay12 insanity and crazy insanity stood on a scale of evil.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The scale breaks before you can read it, the Bay12 insanity score is so low.

I wish I was insane, even for Bay12.

[~Neri]

Granted, you now have [REDACTED] as your fetishes.

I wish for [REDACTED].

[Tawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are driven insane by looking at the scale, as it had to be extended beyond the bounds of euclidean geometry to describe how evil it is.

Granted. You are pushed beyond the bounds of euclidean geometry as a result of insanity.

Granted. You are [REDACTED].

I wish for EEEEEVIL.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Sup?

I wish for chips.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get a tracking chip implanted into your skull, that will kill you if you try to take it out. Now I know where you are, I will always know.

I wish for invisible text.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

granted,
They are poisonous.
I wish for revenge on strawmen.