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[Argonnek]

Granted. Einstein still lives, but suffers from dementia and can contribute nothing to science.

I wish I was super athletic, and immune to athletic injury.

[Elfeater]

Being super athletic, you focus on proteins and live a malnourished life.

[Scelly9]

I wish the previous wish had actually wished for a wish.

[Elfeater]

Granted, but in the next post
I wish it wasnt 1:00 here and I need sleep to function.

[Scelly9]

Granted, but in the next post
I wish it wasnt 1:00 here and I need sleep to function.

Granted, It is 2:00 there, but you don't need sleep to function. You can function perfectly well in dreams.

I wish that I could find a random loot table for a zombie game.

[Devling]

Granted, but in the next post
I wish it wasnt 1:00 here and I need sleep to function.

Granted, It is 2:00 there, but you don't need sleep to function. You can function perfectly well in dreams.

That sounds.... Not bad at all....

Yes you found a great random loot table for a zombie game.
Which one, who knows?

I wish that I could read ten times faster then I can now.

[Sirus]

Granted. However, you comprehend a tenth as much as you used to.

I wish everyone had free access to clean water.

[Lagslayer]

Granted, but it's only because of the nuclear radiation.

I wish I got superpowers from all the nuclear radiation.

[Lovecraft]

Granted. You now have super hindsight. You know exactly what you should have done.

I wish that I never got ninja'd.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get pirate'd.

I wish that my physical abilities were 25 times better.

[Techhead]

Granted. You get pirate'd.

I wish that my physical abilities were 25 times better.

Granted. In a fit of jealousy, someone attempts to kill you by shooting you in the head. When your enhanced abilities save you, he shoots you 24 more times.

I wish for a loaf of ordinary bread. I'm kinda hungry.

[Devling]

That was okay... not really taking advantage of the wish potential....
Magic genire/goldfish/god gives you a wish and you say, "give me bread."
Not world peace, or the cure to cancer, or something like that.
That's cool.

I wish for world peace.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. The world of Alpha Centauri 3 finally achieves piece after earth-centuries of bloody combat.

I wish for a hot cup of tea.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. It is made from the wrong kind of tea leaves. You don't like it.

I wish everyone had wings that cover about 1m² each. They are capable of lifting the person in question due to the magic of wishes.

[Ross Vernal]

Granted. The government passes regulations regarding flying and you end up in three-dimensional rush hour traffic.

I wish that I knew then what I know now.