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Argonnek

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11085 on: June 23, 2012, 12:50:40 am »

Granted. Einstein still lives, but suffers from dementia and can contribute nothing to science.

I wish I was super athletic, and immune to athletic injury.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11086 on: June 23, 2012, 12:58:04 am »

Being super athletic, you focus on proteins and live a malnourished life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11087 on: June 23, 2012, 12:58:59 am »

I wish the previous wish had actually wished for a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11088 on: June 23, 2012, 01:02:02 am »

Granted, but in the next post
I wish it wasnt 1:00 here and I need sleep to function.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11089 on: June 23, 2012, 01:04:13 am »

Granted, but in the next post
I wish it wasnt 1:00 here and I need sleep to function.
Granted, It is 2:00 there, but you don't need sleep to function. You can function perfectly well in dreams.

I wish that I could find a random loot table for a zombie game.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11090 on: June 23, 2012, 12:34:28 pm »

Granted, but in the next post
I wish it wasnt 1:00 here and I need sleep to function.
Granted, It is 2:00 there, but you don't need sleep to function. You can function perfectly well in dreams.
That sounds.... Not bad at all....

Yes you found a great random loot table for a zombie game.
Which one, who knows?

I wish that I could read ten times faster then I can now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11091 on: June 23, 2012, 12:37:46 pm »

Granted. However, you comprehend a tenth as much as you used to.

I wish everyone had free access to clean water.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11092 on: June 23, 2012, 01:01:25 pm »

Granted, but it's only because of the nuclear radiation.

I wish I got superpowers from all the nuclear radiation.

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« Reply #11093 on: June 23, 2012, 02:57:16 pm »

Granted. You now have super hindsight. You know exactly what you should have done.

I wish that I never got ninja'd.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11094 on: June 23, 2012, 03:16:27 pm »

Granted. You get pirate'd.

I wish that my physical abilities were 25 times better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11095 on: June 23, 2012, 11:41:33 pm »

Granted. You get pirate'd.

I wish that my physical abilities were 25 times better.
Granted. In a fit of jealousy, someone attempts to kill you by shooting you in the head. When your enhanced abilities save you, he shoots you 24 more times.

I wish for a loaf of ordinary bread. I'm kinda hungry.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11096 on: June 23, 2012, 11:48:10 pm »

That was okay... not really taking advantage of the wish potential....
Magic genire/goldfish/god gives you a wish and you say, "give me bread."
Not world peace, or the cure to cancer, or something like that.
That's cool.

I wish for world peace.
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« Reply #11097 on: June 24, 2012, 12:04:52 am »

Granted. The world of Alpha Centauri 3 finally achieves piece after earth-centuries of bloody combat.

I wish for a hot cup of tea.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11098 on: June 24, 2012, 03:12:16 am »

Granted. It is made from the wrong kind of tea leaves. You don't like it.

I wish everyone had wings that cover about 1m2 each. They are capable of lifting the person in question due to the magic of wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11099 on: June 24, 2012, 03:17:20 am »

Granted. The government passes regulations regarding flying and you end up in three-dimensional rush hour traffic.

I wish that I knew then what I know now.
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