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Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11070 on: June 21, 2012, 08:33:32 am »
Granted. No ink cartridges are available in the whole world.

I wish for a Sandvich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11071 on: June 21, 2012, 01:30:34 pm »
Granted. The bread has mold and the meat has salmonella.

I wish for SCP [REDACTED]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11072 on: June 21, 2012, 01:33:10 pm »
Granted. It [DATA EXPUNGED]

I wish for superior skill in Touhou games.
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« Reply #11073 on: June 21, 2012, 03:55:39 pm »
Granted! Your entire body is grafted into a machine specificly designed for Touhou, you live out the rest of your life in life support unable to do anything.

I wish for [DATA_EXPUNGED]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11074 on: June 21, 2012, 07:59:43 pm »
congratulations. your wish for being trapped in an alternate dimension with every keter SCP is granted. have fun!

I wish that [REDACTED] would cause me to [DATA EXPUNGED] in a giant [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] fireball!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11075 on: June 21, 2012, 08:03:34 pm »
Granted, unfortunately, [REDACTED] fails to [FOUL LANGUAGE DELETED] you, due to [SENSITIVE DATA EXPUNGED]

I wish people would stop doing government file censorship jokes.
(Yes, I know, SCP/
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11076 on: June 21, 2012, 08:43:03 pm »
Granted, but it's all been replaced by broken memes and erotic furry fanfic.

I wish I could have that image erased from my brain.
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« Reply #11077 on: June 21, 2012, 11:15:19 pm »
Granted, you take a memetic amnesiac and forget your entire life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11078 on: June 21, 2012, 11:21:13 pm »
I wish I could travel backwards and forwards through time at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11079 on: June 21, 2012, 11:23:03 pm »
Granted. However, time actually moves up and down. All you can do is jump through identical universes.

I wish for awesome Warhammer 40,000 fanart.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11080 on: June 22, 2012, 02:51:10 pm »
granted. high-quality r34.


I wish that I could travel into any of the infinite universes at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11081 on: June 22, 2012, 03:07:51 pm »
Granted. You suffocate and die due to a lack of oxygen in the universes.


I wish for Dwarf Fortress 1.0.0.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11082 on: June 22, 2012, 03:55:06 pm »
granted. however, it was finished in 2075, and causes every computer currently in the world to explode.
 

I wish that am best pony.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11083 on: June 22, 2012, 06:29:59 pm »
Granted. You never feel tired, but die from lack of sleep.

I wish i were awesome.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11084 on: June 22, 2012, 07:54:30 pm »
Your increased height reduces your already weak blood pressure even further, leading to a stroke.

I wish that Einstein was still alive.
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