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[TheBiggerFish]

Orb of Spell Bigger Fish: Reveals to you the correct spelling of a fish that is larger than at least one other fish in its body of water.  If there is no other fish, the orb casts Summon Bigger Fish instead.

[IndigoFenix]

Paradoxical Chicken: Six months after hatching, this chicken lays a single egg which travels back in time 3 months and hatches.  Shortly after hatching, the chick hunts down, kills and eats its parent, then grows up to repeat the cycle.

Originally conceived as a method for producing unlimited food, it now exists as a constant source of paradox energy, which would be great if paradox energy was a thing and anyone could figure out how to use it.

[Maximum Spin]

Unparadoxical Chicken: Six months after hatching, this chicken lays a single egg which travels back in time six months and hatches. Contrary to the original intent of the creators, the egg does not hatch into the same chicken; instead, the chicken simply exploded into infinite generations of chicken immediately upon creation. Six multiversal manifolds were rendered completely uninhabitable and untold lives lost in the process, though the subsequently-established chicken mining program has proven extremely profitable and is on track to recoup all losses from the initial catastrophe by 2091.

[UristMcVampire]

Ring of OMdoALdp: Turns sAWfme words evFinOry sen*49nce the weaRer saSFmys in2 garbled (but sometimes still slFfkl;tly understandable)... permeWFoinantly. To remove the effect you have to put on another garbled ring.

Amulet of Hate: Everyone will think of what the wearer says as being said in COMIC SANS. And they'll (probably) hate it because it's "COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!"

Grammar Police Badge: The wearer feals an extrem urje to corect other's speling mistayks
Guy wearing the badge: It's "feels", "extreme", "urge", "correct", "others'", "spelling", and "mistakes"!!!!

Cheese of Cheese: It's cheese that tastes like you're eating double the cheese. Oh and it's not infinite, but there is one crazy man who makes the "Cheese of Cheese".

Sandwich of Sand Witch: Gives the one who eats it the power to control sand but only if a slice of "Cheese of Cheese" is put on it. Could be useful but it's incredibly silly. It reappears after eaten, but it tastes like sand if you don't put "Cheese of Cheese" on it. It also has the nutritional value of sand.

[Egan_BW]

Sandwich of Cheese: Upon consumption, grants the user great ability to game the game system, and become enormously powerful by using exploits.

[drilltooth]

Bag of Folding: this enchanted satchel will neatly bend any item inserted into it to a compact, and more easily stored form.

[UristMcVampire]

Sandwich of Cheese: Upon consumption, grants the user great ability to game the game system, and become enormously powerful by using exploits.

I want this sandwich

[VoidSlayer]

Gavel of Judgement

When held the person holding it will be JUDGED and given rewards and punishments accordingly and instantly.  The criteria seem to be generally good but are obscure and unwritten so it is quite risky to use.

[UristMcVampire]

Amulet of Tacos: Causes a disease. The symptoms are diarrhea and tasting delicious food.

Bagabbalagagabanan: A drink that gives you the [UTTERANCES] tag (temporarily), allowing you to speak and understand complete gibberish. You will also not be able to speak anything other than the aforementioned gibberish for the duration of it's effect. In later stages of use, it will cause you to begin becoming lizard-like and small. The effects also last longer each use until eventually it becomes permenant. DON'T DO BAGABBALAGAGABANAN, GUYS!

Book of Potatoes: Teaches you the secrets of potatoes and potatoes.

Book of EDGE: Makes you EDGY

Ring of Rings: Summons another Ring of Rings every day it's on someone's finger.

[Screech9791]

Glock 3: A semi-automatic pistol which has 7 round magazines, and shoots three bullets at the same time at the cost of a single bullet.

[UristMcVampire]

Book of SPOOK: Turns you into a skeleton if you read it.

INSANITY PIE: It's pie. If you eat it you will immediately start thinking of llamas dancing on a giant potato and the potato is constantly spinning and it's outside reality.

[overseer05-15]

Fire Unextinguisher: a normal looking fire extinguisher that functions as a flamethrower.

[drilltooth]

Ring of Detect Ring allows the wearer to instantly become aware of all magical rings in their posession

Slippers of Call Rock allows the wearer to summon 1-6 nonmagical rocks once per day, These will be of a type appropriate to the local terrain and environment, and will exhibit normal behavior upon arrival.

Philter of Charm Stone Addictive, for one hour after consumption, the imbiber will have an effective charisma of 30 when dealing with nonmagical stone.

and of cours,e the good ol'
Amulet of Protection from Gold Cursed, while worn, all nonmagical gold will be harmlessly expelled from a 15-foot radius of the wearer.

[Madman198237]

Amulet of Protection from Gold Cursed, while worn, all nonmagical gold will be harmlessly expelled from a 15-foot radius of the wearer.

Am I the only one trying to figure out a way to rob people using this amulet?

[GiglameshDespair]

Amulet of Protection from Gold Cursed, while worn, all nonmagical gold will be harmlessly expelled from a 15-foot radius of the wearer.

Am I the only one trying to figure out a way to rob people using this amulet?

Step close to someone, their gold in launched away.
Have a mate ready to grab the gold and scarper.