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Redundant Ring of Ring of Redundant Amulet of Redundancy:
Has all the effects of Ring of Ring of Redundancy, Amulet of Redundancy, and Redundant amulet. It can be worn as either a ring or an amulet.

It creates a Ring of Redundancy whenever you wear it. It can only be equipped with another item of redundancy. And it spontaneously replaces other magical equipment should said equipment not function for any reason.

[Egan_BW]

Sphere of Boundless Stupidity

This polished chrome sphere announces out loud that it is the Sphere of Boundless Stupidity the first time you touch it. It has no other magical properties. When you look closely at the sphere you see your own reflection.

[FallacyofUrist]

Lightning Rod: This blue rod shoots a blast of lightning that doesn't actually do any damage, but does enchant the target to become more attractive to natural lightning bolts.

[VoidSlayer]

Jester's Scissors

These incredibly sharp cutting tools will inevitably cause the wielder to trip and stab themselves when moving carefully.  The more caution used when transporting the scissors the more dangerous the accident.  The only safe way to carry them is by running with the sharp edge pointed up.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Kazooey Banjo: The strings of this mundane looking snare-instrument are enchanted to produce the sounds of a Kazoo

[drilltooth]

lesser wand of writing this short graphite-cored wooden wand can be used to make markings on any substance except paper, wood, or parchment.

[UristMcVampire]

Wand of Mexico: Literally shoots tacos. That's it.

Egg of Silly: It's an egg that makes you type/write in purple Comic Sans.

[MeimieFan88]

Piñata of Pandemonium - Each time this item is struck, the entire world shifts in wild and unpredictable ways.

[Failbird105]

Skin Key- A key that can lock any lock, but is incapable of unlocking.

[evictedSaint]

The Needle of Necromancy: an enchanted, cursed needle which can bring threads back to life which have been dead for over a year.

[Frank]

The N-word Pass: Allows you to say "nipples" without repercussions.

[A_Curious_Cat]

The Poker Ring:

When a wearer receives a card in a poker game, both the front and back of the card glows and the card verbally announces it's rank and suite. If multiple cards are dealt simultaneously, each card glows and announces in turn.  After this, all of the cards for each possible hand glow simultaneously and announce their hands in sequence starting from the highest ranking hand and proceeding to the lowest ranking hand.

This item cannot be removed after being worn, except upon the death of the wearer.

[King Zultan]

The Ring of Poking:
It causes the wearer to poke everything ever, and they have no way to prevent the poking as the ring takes control of the arms and legs to assist it in the poking.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

The Crown of Insanity:
Anyone who wears it goes stark raving mad for the duration of the wearing.

[Naturegirl1999]

The Crown of Insanity:
Anyone who wears it goes stark raving mad for the duration of the wearing.

sounds like the one the Ice King has, minus the ice, it made him go insane

The Watch of Freezing
a watch that freezes the wearer in place, pausing them, they won’t starve, dehydrate, or suffocate, they will just be frozen, awaiting the watch to be taken off so their thoughts can continue