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[UristMcVampire]

Amulet of Spaghetti: It gives you spaghetti.

Ring of Redundancy: It's called the Ring of Redundancy.

Holey Sword: It's a sword enchanted with holy power... but it doesn't work because it's covered in HOLES AND RUST. If you plug the holes it gets worse and the holes fall open again.

[VoidSlayer]

Ring of Redundancy: This one is also called the Ring of Redundancy.

[KittyTac]

Sword of Obvious: This sword can be used to kill, stab, and slash things.

[crazyabe]

The Crude blade of Oblivious: an enchanted sword made entirely from the concept of nothingness.  Its effectiveness is inversely proportional to its users intelligence and understanding of how possible that should be.

[Egan_BW]

That's just Oblivious.

[drilltooth]

Staff of Strike: initially appears as an ordinary +2 staff. and will function as such until wielded in combat, at which time it will sprout a placard decrying unsafe working conditions, and attempt to wrest itself free from the wielder's grasp.  Until the staff's concerns are adressed, Any further attempt to use the staff will cause any other magical items owned by the wielder to also stop working (sentient items will be affected dependant on their own motives)

Wand of Spell Magic:  Detects potentially incorrect combinations of runes, reducing the risk of spell failure. Unfortunately, this precludes use of metamagic, or casting of spells over fourth level.

[IndigoFenix]

Full Spectrum Nose: A fake nose that is attached over the real one.  It prevents the wearer from smelling anything. It emits light of a specific frequency for each particular airborne molecule it detects, and is even capable of detecting some odorless chemicals.

[hops]

Little Box of Sorting: When reached inside, gives a cursed item strongly magically bound to the person who reached in. All curses are customized and personalized according to the personality and traits of each individual. Get your own curse today!

[Lord_lemonpie]

Crack Cocaine: Snorting this powder will instantly shatter you like a porcelain cup stuck between two wrecking balls

[Ozarck]

Ring of Redundancy: spawns when someone equips a Ring of Redundancy.

[IndigoFenix]

Lucky Fool: A small amulet in the shape of a jester, said to be "lucky". Has a seemingly limitless ability to alter probability in a way that protects itself from harm. It does not directly protect or benefit its wearer in any way, except when this will be the easiest way to protect itself, and will occasionally cause random mischief to occur for no reason.  It probably created the belief that it brings good luck since this would make people less likely to harm it.

[scourge728]

Ring of ring of redundancy
Creates a ring of redundancy ever time it is equipped (the pest part is it's also redundant)

[wierd]

Beauty sucking portrait

In an attempt to copy the portrait of Dorian Grey, something went terribly wrong.  Rather than keep the subject of the portrait beautiful, young and healthy forever as long as nobody sees it, this portrait is absolutely mesmerizing, and commands anyone near it to look at it.  As soon as they do, the image in the portrait gets more and more beautiful.  The person depicted by the portrait, however, becomes more and more decrepit the longer the portrait is looked at. (by anyone.)

When the person depicted by the portrait dies, the image in the portrait transforms into majestic light that envelops the next victim of the portrait, who's image is then magically transferred to the canvas, and the cycle repeats.

[Ozarck]

Amulet of Redundancy: can only be equipped with another Item of Redundancy.

[crazyabe]

Redundant Amulet: a Cursed object which spontaneously replaces other magical equipment should said equipment not function for any reason.