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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #375 on: February 12, 2014, 03:39:40 pm »
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« Reply #376 on: February 12, 2014, 03:53:03 pm »
And a fine exemple of that noble and ancient Belgian tradition: pedophile joke.

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« Reply #377 on: February 12, 2014, 05:56:26 pm »
No more pedophile jokes.

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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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« Reply #378 on: February 12, 2014, 11:58:47 pm »
How does a fashion model gain weight?

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Why did the programmer drop out of school?

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Why does nobody make large Python libraries?

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What did the clockwork chicken say?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #379 on: February 13, 2014, 12:45:25 am »
How did I not know of this thread's existence before?
I shall now have to come up with some bad jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #380 on: February 13, 2014, 10:07:48 am »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on February 12, 2014, 11:58:47 pm

Why does nobody make large Python libraries?


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #381 on: February 13, 2014, 04:35:53 pm »
If babies wouldn't cry...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #382 on: February 13, 2014, 04:37:35 pm »
What's the main problem of the French air force?

As soon as the pilots fly, they flee.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #383 on: February 13, 2014, 07:07:01 pm »
"Fly, you fools!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #384 on: February 13, 2014, 07:34:31 pm »
Another punchline could've been "eastward winds" =D
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #385 on: February 15, 2014, 02:42:28 pm »
What's the main problem with the Canadian Air Force?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #386 on: February 15, 2014, 07:21:29 pm »
How do you get 200 Canadians out of a pool?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #387 on: February 15, 2014, 07:44:03 pm »
Why is the Eiffel Tower so tall?

So the white flag can be seen from Berlin.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #388 on: February 15, 2014, 07:44:36 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on February 15, 2014, 07:44:03 pm
Why is the Eiffel Tower so tall?

So the white flag can be seen from Berlin.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #389 on: February 15, 2014, 08:18:29 pm »
What do you call a giant tomb for old people?

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What do you call an expensive funeral home for dentists?

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