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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #405 on: February 18, 2014, 05:28:15 pm »

FF gives them mental confusion. I love it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #406 on: February 25, 2014, 09:52:37 am »

joke is spoilered for sensitive eyes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #407 on: February 25, 2014, 10:05:16 am »

I've got a funny joke about Jonestown. I'd post it here, but the punch line is too long.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #408 on: February 25, 2014, 01:40:28 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #409 on: February 25, 2014, 07:51:13 pm »

How does one call a catcholic priest in an al Quaeda training camp?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #410 on: February 25, 2014, 11:29:27 pm »

If he were standing on the side of an underground waste pipe, he'd be a sewerside missionary.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #411 on: February 27, 2014, 02:38:19 pm »

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #412 on: February 27, 2014, 02:44:12 pm »

Not really a terrible joke, but this is a website that sells bulk candies. And I'm pretty certain almost every jelly belly flavor contains at least one pun.

For example, chili mango:

http://www.candyconceptsinc.com/Chili-Mango-Orange-Jelly-Belly--10-Pounds_p_2552.html

You can spend hours just browsing the jelly bean puns.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #413 on: February 27, 2014, 03:33:32 pm »

$6 a pound seems unconscionably overpriced. They're trying to sell in bulk to stores that will display and sell the candy by weight, so how will that store be able to get $10-$12 a pound for candy that's barely worth $5 per pound in small quantities? Amazon sells 4 lb sealed containers for $20.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #414 on: March 20, 2014, 06:26:54 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #415 on: March 20, 2014, 07:46:29 pm »

Why are communist states bad at birth control?

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« Reply #416 on: March 20, 2014, 09:26:33 pm »

"Comrade, if we are on the road to Communism, why are we so hungry?"

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« Reply #417 on: March 21, 2014, 10:03:31 pm »

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« Reply #418 on: March 22, 2014, 12:41:02 am »

"Comrade, if we are on the road to Communism, why are we so hungry?"

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« Reply #419 on: March 22, 2014, 12:45:56 am »

Why don't Russians like hip-hop?
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