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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #390 on: February 15, 2014, 10:27:04 pm »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on February 15, 2014, 08:18:29 pm
What do you call a burial ground for Jaws?
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Kept reading that as 'Jews,' so it took me a while to get.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #391 on: February 15, 2014, 10:46:45 pm »
So a man walks into a bar . . . oww
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #392 on: February 16, 2014, 12:58:49 am »
"Whoops, I dropped something!"

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #393 on: February 16, 2014, 01:07:53 am »
Why was the Blonde's password "MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofyHueyDeweyLewiePlutoSacramento"?

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That is an application of trigonometry that never occurred to me.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #394 on: February 16, 2014, 01:12:57 am »
Thought of a new one:

They tried to make a Vegas show of the History of Elvis, with one Elvis per year of his life, but they kept getting out of sequins.
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That is an application of trigonometry that never occurred to me.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #395 on: February 16, 2014, 10:22:37 am »
Did you hear about that Italian Chef?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Where do spaghetti go to dance?
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What do an Irishman get after eating lasagna?
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Terrorists have hidden bombs in tins of alphabet spaghetti, if they go off this could spell disaster.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the pizza we're hungry!
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Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #396 on: February 16, 2014, 10:58:20 am »
What do you call an angry German?

A sour Kraut.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #397 on: February 16, 2014, 11:52:05 am »
What is the difference between Neon Genesis Evangelion and Chi's Sweet Home?

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« Reply #398 on: February 17, 2014, 05:53:29 pm »
These are not jokes per se but I'll leave these here anyway and keep walking...

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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #399 on: February 17, 2014, 07:16:22 pm »
Who is that guy?
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« Reply #400 on: February 17, 2014, 07:29:20 pm »
Lol, the thing that got me was the word "irregardless" in the 2nd pic. That's not a proper word, it's a mash-up of "regardless" and "irrespective". Very bad. As annoying as "I could care less". Gimme the troll over the illiterate any day.
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« Reply #401 on: February 18, 2014, 01:20:11 pm »
Probably troll account, found punch of them on /b/. Cancer can be funny.

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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #402 on: February 18, 2014, 04:19:48 pm »
A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

(And that's just the first guy!)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #403 on: February 18, 2014, 04:59:37 pm »
Toady kept a deadline.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #404 on: February 18, 2014, 05:14:54 pm »
Hey remember that Guy on the cata forums, who pissed off the the Devs.......

Looks like the cata forums had a......

TROLL-CAT!
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