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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4725 on: April 04, 2024, 10:32:26 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4726 on: April 04, 2024, 10:17:40 pm »
A captain wakes up on an island.

He looks around, and sees that the ocean is dark red. The beach is also dark red and the sky's dark red.

He heads inland, and sees dark red flowers, and dark red trees with dark red fruit.

He looks at his hands, and is shocked to see that his skin is also dark red.

He realises he's been marooned.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4727 on: April 28, 2024, 03:20:31 am »
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?

Because of the pastryarchy

this joke was stolen from elsewhere
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4728 on: April 28, 2024, 07:35:43 am »
Why did the chicken cross the road? (the punchline is different than usual)

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4729 on: April 28, 2024, 03:24:27 pm »
Why did the medium cross the road?
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4730 on: May 01, 2024, 09:24:48 pm »
Because they saw it was safe?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4731 on: May 16, 2024, 08:19:05 pm »
Whats the root cause of anxiety?

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4732 on: June 21, 2024, 08:34:48 am »
A horse goes into a bar and orders a pint.

The bartender says "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse says "I don't think I am..." and promptly vanishes from existence.



See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous line from philosophy, "I think, therefore I am."

But if I had explained that before the rest of the joke, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.



- unknown source, but not mine!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4733 on: June 23, 2024, 06:26:24 pm »
Have you heard about the Rabbi who was arrested for bootlegging?


Apparently his whole community knew Hebrew!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4734 on: July 18, 2024, 04:23:23 pm »
Quote from: MaxTheFox on April 28, 2024, 07:35:43 am
Why did the chicken cross the road? (the punchline is different than usual)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4735 on: August 05, 2024, 09:18:01 pm »
What did the stripper say after being fired?

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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