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Osmosis Jones

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #345 on: February 03, 2014, 05:35:21 am »
Quote from: Korbac on February 02, 2014, 07:15:39 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 02, 2014, 07:06:06 pm
"Hey, do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?"

"Na."

HeHe. :)

That's the problem with chemistry jokes... all the good ones argon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #346 on: February 03, 2014, 05:41:31 am »
Quote from: Osmosis Jones on February 03, 2014, 05:35:21 am
Quote from: Korbac on February 02, 2014, 07:15:39 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 02, 2014, 07:06:06 pm
"Hey, do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?"

"Na."

HeHe. :)

That's the problem with chemistry jokes... all the good ones argon.
*applause*
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Osmosis Jones

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #347 on: February 03, 2014, 05:45:43 am »
:P

Addendum: Why is Skrillex a terrible chemist?

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Quote from: Il Palazzo on November 14, 2011, 03:35:18 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #348 on: February 03, 2014, 03:35:46 pm »
How much did the Spaniard pay for a rice-ball?

One yuan, Juan.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #349 on: February 03, 2014, 05:02:18 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on February 03, 2014, 05:41:31 am
Quote from: Osmosis Jones on February 03, 2014, 05:35:21 am
Quote from: Korbac on February 02, 2014, 07:15:39 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 02, 2014, 07:06:06 pm
"Hey, do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?"

"Na."

HeHe. :)

That's the problem with chemistry jokes... all the good ones argon.
*applause*
This is why I don't tell chemistry jokes anymore.
I always get no reaction. The audience is inert.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #350 on: February 03, 2014, 05:12:25 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on February 03, 2014, 05:02:18 pm
Quote from: Gamerlord on February 03, 2014, 05:41:31 am
Quote from: Osmosis Jones on February 03, 2014, 05:35:21 am
Quote from: Korbac on February 02, 2014, 07:15:39 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on February 02, 2014, 07:06:06 pm
"Hey, do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?"

"Na."

HeHe. :)

That's the problem with chemistry jokes... all the good ones argon.
*applause*
This is why I don't tell chemistry jokes anymore.
I always get no reaction. The audience is inert.
Y?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #351 on: February 03, 2014, 05:21:40 pm »
No,  Shame on you guys.  None of its organic.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #352 on: February 03, 2014, 05:23:22 pm »
You C what you've done?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #353 on: February 03, 2014, 06:23:01 pm »
O   N.O.Es, Pu.N.S Ar Co.Mn.!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #354 on: February 03, 2014, 06:25:39 pm »
OH Gd.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #355 on: February 07, 2014, 01:39:25 pm »
My friend said he could get me a job in the tampon factory, he would just need to pull some strings.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #356 on: February 07, 2014, 02:39:51 pm »
A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts. As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances at the programmer's résumé, and notices that it says "please turn over" at the bottom. He turns it over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The interviewer asks "Where's the rest of your résumé?"

The programmer replies "Oh, that's downloadable content. It costs an extra $10".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #357 on: February 07, 2014, 02:58:22 pm »
See, that's a great joke. True, too. Guy probably got hired on the spot and given an office with a view of his parking space full of money.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #358 on: February 07, 2014, 03:03:06 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on February 07, 2014, 02:58:22 pm
See, that's a great joke. True, too. Guy probably got hired on the spot and given an office with a view of his parking space full of money.
Of course he didn't. $10 is too cheap. Now if he asked for a bit more he would've been guaranteed the job.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #359 on: February 07, 2014, 04:37:07 pm »
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