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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13277 times)

Just Some Guy

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #120 on: October 13, 2012, 07:48:29 pm »
I find a bay with several islands in it, and, through the use of several watermills and dams, drain the ocean, turning the islands into hills. Then I found a republic in the valleys between the hills, forbidding any settlement on them.

I'm the Chancellor of the Valleys.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #121 on: October 13, 2012, 07:51:58 pm »
i send out several tons of socks. and goblins. my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #122 on: October 13, 2012, 08:13:11 pm »
The guardian of my hill valiantly fights off the goblins, killing all of them. He then throws the socks and corpses at the Chancellor of the Valleys, with inhuman strength.

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #123 on: October 13, 2012, 08:16:12 pm »
the valleys were already gone...
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #124 on: October 13, 2012, 08:18:09 pm »
No, the valleys were buried under socks. I just buried them under socks AND the enemy goblins.

Anyway.

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #125 on: October 13, 2012, 08:18:59 pm »
nononononono, the socks lured the vallies citizens, who got killed by the gobbos who took over.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #126 on: October 13, 2012, 08:20:38 pm »
Well, alright.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #127 on: October 13, 2012, 08:22:01 pm »
And then a Nova of Clan Diamond SHarks come in and take over. The Gobbos have no defense against such firepower

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #128 on: October 13, 2012, 08:27:57 pm »
Wait, weren't the goblins dead when Montopolis threw them at the valleys?
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #129 on: October 13, 2012, 08:29:33 pm »
So now my Nova is KING OF THE HILL!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #130 on: October 13, 2012, 08:31:51 pm »
nova gets novaed. mine now.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #131 on: October 13, 2012, 08:32:48 pm »
Quote from: Just Some Guy on October 13, 2012, 08:27:57 pm
Wait, weren't the goblins dead when Montopolis threw them at the valleys?
I misunderstood, the goblins never attacked my son's nephew's clone.

Well, the orbital colony has repopulated by now and zooms off to the new hill site. Several thousand anvils made of platinum drop at terminal velocity towards the location, crushing Aseaheru.

An exact clone of me before I was killed is beamed down to plant the fanciest flag yet.

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #132 on: October 13, 2012, 08:40:10 pm »
I get fed up with the constant warring over hills and, with some followers, venture forth to find a land without hills. After several months of traveling, we come across a large plain. We settle there and found our nation, the Republic of Valleyplain, in memory of our homeland. I am the first Elector, and I pass a law that calls for the destruction of any hills withing the Republic's borders.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #133 on: October 13, 2012, 08:44:10 pm »
Unfortunately, Valleyplain happens to be a floodplain. A particularly nasty one. Not even three days after you pass the law, all civilization you made was wiped out by a massive flood. Meanwhile, my clone is having tea at my hill. On top of a well arranged anvil.

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #134 on: October 13, 2012, 08:46:47 pm »
After much deliberation, The XCOM's choose this hill as their base to fight the ALIEN MENACE, so they kill the tea guy, and plant the XCOM Flag

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Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"
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