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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13281 times)

King DZA

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #150 on: October 13, 2012, 10:35:18 pm »
I laugh at you all from afar as I remain in guard of my hidden high-security vault of confiscated hills.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #151 on: October 13, 2012, 10:36:10 pm »
(Which is filled completely with lava, as I am sure you know)
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #152 on: October 13, 2012, 10:39:06 pm »
I expected such, which is why I made sure to cover all the guarded hills in lava-proof saran wrap.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #153 on: October 13, 2012, 10:41:38 pm »
Well, have fun with your saran wrapped dreary hill existence. I have a molten planet. AND a geothermal power plant.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #154 on: October 13, 2012, 10:49:41 pm »
Oh, I will. I will. Do you want to know why?
Spoiler: Because (click to show/hide)
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #155 on: October 13, 2012, 10:54:29 pm »
My descendants are jealous, and launch a sequence of hydrogen bombs at your vault. In the meantime, the tea guy (my clone) develops new weaponry.

What damage occurs? I don't know your vault layout.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #156 on: October 13, 2012, 11:03:45 pm »
Damage? None at all, because the attack by your descendants was so far off from the vault's true location that it was almost laughable.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2012, 11:08:56 pm by King DZA »
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #157 on: October 13, 2012, 11:07:00 pm »
The hydrogen bombs probably were a waist of money.

The new weapon that the tea guy invented was, actually, a laugh-detector. Combine that with a bit of time travel, and voila! We know where you are.

New barrage of hydrogen bombs.
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« Last Edit: October 13, 2012, 11:21:14 pm by Montopolis »
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #158 on: October 13, 2012, 11:20:57 pm »
In that case, you obliterate me and the vault. Which would be good news for you, if it wasn't for the fact that it had been nothing more than a DECOY! The vault I had been guarding this whole time never contained the actual confiscated hills! What it contained could be considered small mounds at best!
The true hills are located within an even better hidden and more secure vault that, because of my death, no one will ever be able to find.

I can now rest in eternal peace, knowing that the hills will be forever safe from you and everyone else who may seek to harm them.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #159 on: October 13, 2012, 11:28:13 pm »
In that case, the tea guy claims all hills in my name. As my first mandate, I order all hills in the universe to remain out of my sight.

I am King of the Hills.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #160 on: October 13, 2012, 11:37:09 pm »
His claims are void, for I etched my name into each hill as I stored it in the vault, making me their dead yet still rightful owner.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #161 on: October 13, 2012, 11:44:12 pm »
I disagree. It just means I own a bunch of hills with the name of a dead guy on them. A king owns all property in his domain in my kingdom. Kings do not simply abide by technnical rules.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #162 on: October 13, 2012, 11:47:50 pm »
When did I ever say the vault was anywhere within 'your kingdom'?
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #163 on: October 13, 2012, 11:59:20 pm »
You didn't, I did.
Quote from: Montopolis on October 13, 2012, 11:28:13 pm
... the tea guy claims all hills in my name

Because I am the ruler of the only confirmed sentient species in the current universe, there is nobody to rebuke my claim.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #164 on: October 14, 2012, 12:10:52 am »
When did I ever say that the vault was anywhere within the current universe?
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