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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Bogwedgle]

And the Golden Wrex Aware goes to...

There were just too many Goblins and not enough drunken readmes about what all the levers do.

[Bobnova]

We can no get out.
The end comes soon.
We hear drims,

Drims in the deerp

This is a copper toy drum. All craftsdrunkship is of the deepest quality.

I'm almost tempted to attempt reclaiming this hole in the dirt but I suppose that people want a new fortress soon

Reclaaaaaiiiiim!







That was an entertaining two-part turn, and a top notch Drunk Fortress operation.
Too bad about the goblins, though.

[Naryar]

I am drinking peary. It's very light (2°) but it tastes pretty good.

I will take my turn when I am sufficiently inebriated. I guess we'll make another fort, because a reclaim will be gobbos killing my fort.

[Naryar]

Eh, I can't get really drunk. Too bad, but... I'll take a turn some other time.

[Scruffy]

Eh, I can't get really drunk. Too bad, but... I'll take a turn some other time.

A shame
Oh well, better luck drunk next time

Edit:
Might aswell give it a shot
Not as drunk as I was anymore and I'm running out of rum to drink so it will be a short one for a change.
I have (had) a bottle of rum (Rhum negrita), packet of fisherman's friends and a bottle of schweppes' russchian as a mixer.
Now I just have about 4dl of rum (37.5%, initially 7,5dl bottle) so I'm starting to run dry. Mixed 2dl of it with fisherman's friends and drank it during the last 20mins or so. Feeling a tipsy but not truly drunk
Only 2dl left so might aswell drink it right now and hope that it will last long enough to do a reclaim. Mixed it with russchian. By the way, russchian, cranberry juice and gin or vodka make a great drink.


Muching pork rinds

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Half a bottle of rum in 45mins or so. I suppose that it'll have to do. Sounds like more than it is.

Embarking with 6 bashy dorfs and one choppy dorf
edit: seems like I overwrote te hembark picture


Ambush
Ambush
ambush
..
Oh, how queer. You'll never quess what happened next
Yet another ambush
Yaay! I can use colors! It is like a drunken little colouring book and I'm staying inside the lines!

What the?
Hostile bards? Wren woman bards? human bards? ghostrly human bowmen? Even more bards. Evil lord consorts?





What's the deal with all those wren(/insert animal name here)man demihumans? Humans fuck anything that breathes? is that it? Is that why we have Batmen, wrenmen, giant chinchilla men...?
How does that even work?
Atleast there are no animaldorfs. No stinking plumphelmetdwarves or koaladorfs

Everyone in a squad. Time to take back what was ours
unforbid EVERYTHING!

I suppose that they are or atleast were the owners now.
The bards and dancers must have been shocked to find an armed mob of dorfs running up a staircase, roaring while taking over THEIR lovely little fortress.
I can only imagine what went on in the heads of those useless elves and bards.


*catleather-bound codex, Uristratix,Records of the Usurperbards of drunkfortress*
Final entry:
We can not get out.
The end comes soon. We hear dorfsdrunks, drunks in the deep.

MOVE IN DEEPER! CLSOE THE GASTES
Whatr the hell is this?

That is irrelevant!
DEEPER!
more ambushes. ALOT more
And visitors
ALOT OF VISITORS
Ooh, the lobsters of tapering are visiting to perform
Bugger off

candy
More candy
How nice
Here we are. End of the line dorfs. It is ours



Release the dorfs squads!
Pull the levers

DAMN IT! STOP COMIING BARDS!

There is another page of those too

rebuilding stockpiles
Darn it. We need those librariers, temples and other tavern thingimajigs. have to do those
Don wanna
Will have to. aww
too much remaking bedrooms etc crap

what's the deal with those magmabedrooms? there are beds btu they are separated by magma since there are noe grates yet
how did th bbeds get there?

MIASMA!
MIASMA EVEYWHEERE
WhY IS THIS HAPPENING=!?
AMBVUSHES EVERYWHERE GUT NO FIGHTING
strabnege. half a dozen ambushes in a row but only one message in the alert log
seems like ambush alerts that happen one after another count as one
cosntant interrucptiosn

I do beleieve that I might be drunk. How strange
Recover Wounded?
Eh? What?
We have no wounded. We only have 7 dorfs
Who te hell is that dorf thrying to recover? The only fightwe had weas between human bars and cropsbowmen.
Who the hell is he trying to recover? Nope. I dont even want to know

Oops. forgot to b ring a farmer


MIASMA!

Gates are sealed b teh way
Atleast I alwasy try to use "N" notes for ,evers. not that it makes them any flearer but sthll
Still more ambushes, We keep finding mroe stray hostile bards liuttering the place
They wont attack. THey just fleet and run around
pic7
Others(145
About 100 of them are guests, the rest hostile bards and poets

jhiman boats are triggering rockfall traps
Pets
POETS
Naryar is our bookeeper
Soiry naryar
CONSTANT AMBUSH FARNINGS!

UYau for aqueafers


we have a problem with hyanas and a ghostly taupe

Not quite as drunk as I was. Damn it. Nothing to drink

WINTEW!
'Started during autumn?
more adamantine found

HAH!
The hyenas are eating the elf poets!


A bard emeterd martial trance. Dorf bard fogjting alongside an elf bard
Hostile bards though so its ok

HURRAY FIR HYENAS! They are eatubg tge hostile bards



here are the levers
The upper one is the mainlevel one nad hte lower one the higher one
Or was it hte other way around?
eh?
Even now the ambushes continue. Still no real fights. Only hostile bards dieing

Oh.
Our forfs assaulted a hyena. Damn it. Tehy are our friends!



the bards keep bullying our hyenas

We need migrants!


I hthnk that I'll stop here
'This is what? 3 months in the turn? enough for now
mmm pork rinds
they are crap butatleast i can put them in my mouth os they are fine with me
for the first time in x time I wish I ws aplayimg using a tileset like i used to
this is just too confuisng



jalf a hundred amsuhesd AMBUSHES later here we are
constant ambush spams as we wind more lost hjuman bards wandering around the embaark site
Oh.
The bedeooms really ARE 100zlevels below the fortress
Nice
I thin kthat the strangelyu shaeped oje is mine. Huah

BOBNOVA KILLED A HYENA!
'KILL THE wenCH! DO NOT HARM OUR VBARDö-EATING HYENAS!



dorf does whta a dorf feos
sorry aboutg posting scruffy, Furst one on thelist so fchose that
I think that Iäm ripe for stpiigng this turn.
unselade the upper gate to let the future overseer let migrants in¨
somethingsomething
b,ah
20th opal, midwinter, started druigng autumn?
done

uploading the save and images now.the nto bed
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11696

[Bogwedgle]

Huh. I guess there's a bug with visitors to a fort that falls becoming hostile if you try to reclaim.

[Kamin]

I am sad. No e-mail notifications.

Lay the news on me so I can get this badboy updated properly.

[Scruffy]

I am sad. No e-mail notifications.

Lay the news on me so I can get this badboy updated properly.

Eh?
Hmm?
V.0.42.04

The current and most likely soon to be abandoned bard fortress went something like this:

Turn1:
Shoruke
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6661403#msg6661403
Somethingsomething. A hole in a hill started suffering from a severe dwarf infestation. A tavern happened. Also poets. Alot of poets

Turn2:
Scruffy
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6663147#msg6663147
A temple started growing in size. Mining OCD led to a strange trianglefort. More bards and poets.  Minor accident with magma. Cavern farms remain under magma and a baby burned alive in the mother's arms.

Turn2.5:
Scruffy again
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6668297#msg6668297
Attempt to fix the magmaleak. Bedrooms were the first to burn. Lazy dorfs burned with no way out. Stockpiles soon followed and about half of the fortress melted along with nearly all of our trade goods. Magma evaporated or drained in the caverns (eventually)
A slight failure to fill a cistern. Vomiting camels

Turn3:
Havarius
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6674681#msg6674681
Dorfs using the library as a dining room. An accidental refuse stockpile producing miasma in the middle of the said dining library. Extremely muddy and bloody water under the dining room.
Our pet goblin poledancer makes an appearance (*). A close call with a barely avoided magma incident? Crundles?

Turn4:
Naryar
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6681120#msg6681120
Problems with downloading the save? Complex military manouvers. Goblins, werebeasts and a troll? The name of the wrong Blood God is uttered.
945 raw, slowly rotting mussel on the floor. More polegoblin sightings.

Turn5
Random_Dragon
Elves, bards and a ferocious wolverine. A bridge for letting unwanted visitors experience the wonders of magma diving. Dorfs dug deep again.

Turn6
Scruffy. Again.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6719310#msg6719310
A large invasion, a forgotten beast and a werebeast. Death, wonder and more bedrooms. A platform for mass pitting prisoners in the magma below.

Turn7
Bogwedgle
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6745440#msg6745440
Wren woman bards and something?

Turn7.5
Bogwedgle
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6755982#msg6755982
ALOT of goblins. 14ish citizens, all of whom are human/elf bards/dancers/poets, children or mathematicians. About a hundred or so inviders.

Turn8
Scruffy AGAIN
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6759269#msg6759269
Reclaim. Constant ambush warnings and countless hostile bards and dancers. No actual fighting since the hostiles are sissy artists and dislike getting hurt. No goblin sightings.
A hyena eats its way through the sea of bard flesh and instruments. ALOT of visiting bards keep appearing during the first few days.


(*)A hippie goblin dancer, performer of such timeless classics as "The Euphoria of Couples", "The Embraced Skirts", "And she sang 'Execution!'" and the complex chant "The drum of couples"
Wants to bring lasting peace to the world, dislikes war, seems to be an alcoholic and is "currently more shameless"

[Kamin]

I think it's time for another fort. I BELIEVE IN US!

Also, loving the new faces--welcome, to one and all. Great turn, Bogwedgle.

[Bogwedgle]

I think it's time for another fort. I BELIEVE IN US!

Also, loving the new faces--welcome, to one and all. Great turn, Bogwedgle.

Drims in the deerp

[Naryar]

I shall attempt to take another turn Friday, I think.

[Amperzand]

woo turns

We need more turns.

Clearly.

I don't drink, so no turns from me.

[Naryar]

Yup, this friday will be martini friday.

Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)

[Kamin]

Yup, this friday will be martini friday.

Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)

Nothing goes well with martinis.

Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?

[Bobnova]

Yup, this friday will be martini friday.

Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)

Nothing goes well with martinis.

Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?

Silly Kamin, what goes with martinis is more martinis!