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[Random_Dragon]

someone removed all of our unform plans. now we only have "dakka" dorfs so only marksdorfs, no melee... damn it!
can't be bothered to attempt to fix it. No more melee dorfs it seems. Damn it random_dragon

You need moar dakka. And lots of it. o3o

Plus the uniforms I erased were the defaults. Not as useful as micromanaging the gear.

[Amperzand]

Except by the time they're done preparing for a turn, nobody's sane enough to micromanage rocks.

[Scruffy]

I feel a bit crap and not much interesting happened during the turn. Should have had more to drink I think.

Wait, those things around the tavern in the last picture. Are those 3 Os 3 dead blind cave ogres? Are those 2 dead crundles and don't quite a few of those visitors (@), Humans (U) and dorfs have red background making them kind of.. dead? Not quite sure what happened there but it's someone else's problem now

Edit: Yep, they are. Also, seems like a naturalist and a poet bit Taupe's eyelids and the poet exploded both Siquo's and Taupe's heads into gore by punching them in the face. Pretty much everyone seems to have been fighting something, pretty often each others. None of the survivors seem to give a rat's arse about seeing dozens of fellow dorfs die. They seem more concerned about crappy meals and loneliness.

Ifeno and MarcAFK seem to have authored some books and there is a 116 page manual to The Embraced Skirts that the goblinmaid seems to love.

[Bogwedgle]

What is it about Dwarf fortress that generates some of the best quotes in such high quantity?
"oops, made loadw of rooms full of coffins instead of bedrooms. its mostly the same so its ok."
I will have to take a turn at this soon, and it will be magniflorious.

[Bogwedgle]

16:30
Filled my Dragon Mug with about half a bottle of Reduced to clear, cheap "Liebfraumilch" white wine. From a box. 10% This shall be the dawn of a new age.
16:38
This is actually really nice wine. I have misjudged you glorious golden box of wonder

16:46 Second mug of wine has been poured after this one it'll be time to start playing. not really had a solid meal since like 6 am, so It's gonna hit pretty hard.
16:51 My whole apartment smells like basil and coriander, This is why everyone should grow their own herbs. Real herbs, not the fun kind.
16:54 Neil Patrick Harris may be playing Olaf in the Netflix adaptation of A Series Of Unfortunate Evensdst. This pleases mee.
17:00 wine is a poor choice for fast drinking
17:05 7 minutes until Dwarf fortress is opened
17:07 I have so much junk food

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17:13 it is time. Tiiiiime
Also 17:13 Dwarf fortress.exe has stopped working For Fucks Sake

17:18 I'm in, 3rd mug of wine is being poured
17:20 BUSKERS ARE EVERYWHEEERE

17:24 what the unbelirvable fuck are ttree hugging sapsucking fuckers doing in my DWARVEN FUCKING FORTRESS

17:27 I wanst this so bad but I knw the demond will come, I know I wll go 1 tile too fr. I always do

17:31 Who are you? Why do you want to live here~? WHY? LOOK AT THIS PLACE AND TEL Me WHYYYYYYY

17:34 WE DON'T HAVE A WAAAATERT SOTCE who desighnes this fuvcking pale?1! Hpw does a kes steal abattleaxe. HOW?! Whay are stockepiles even iina place where Keas can steal form? Do you not knak what a cage tharp is?

z2nd Granite I think I'mma start a mine on level 84 see if I find ankething fun
8th Granite: lower even than elf scum cimeng in now. fuckins Wren Woman

17:52 4th mug od wine
17:56 ARE YOU KIDDINMG Me
17:57 We don't even have a fucking manafer qqand we've gotta make 3 lasrge ghema
18:03 made manager cut gems hope large fuyuuc7ucy
18:05 realise large gems made alreadty
16thg GrNRTIE wHO PURT the damned befdrooms 100 levels bvelow antyhningh useful?
NEarly halsk out pop is nobles adminsthe fudsck
12th slate: this year seems slow
15th slate Migrants, despite the drunkeness 22 migrants, to be exact, we're over 100 again
18:49 reqalizing this was a bad Idea when I was so tired;.
6th felsite. not even a quater throyugh. Will not msake it.Maybe half a yeard
18:58 v4th mug done. feeling bad man.
22nd felsite thisd fortress is a fuckjing mess. Why dis I agrer to do this shit, I colud be in the ficking muntan homes lifving it up ijstwd I'm pesiing overt his hpt mess
227th feldsite I mean liik at this. what ven Is this shit?
3rd hema...haematitie? Hematite/ Heematite? Thid fore looks far toofdcking stymretrical
don't have ansy flodgases.How ami supposed to maake a watersource without floodgase
19:33 finished 5 mugg box of drunk nearly fone
11th  of whaeever Whyyy allk we hae to selll i vomit
18th Weer th muntainhoms invdedd by fuuking histr zomb iesro simthinng? WY ARE YOI CMING HEEAR
we hae a catt in a cage supendd oer a volcanoe. Aae w the bad gys?
27th I saaw many ravns i the sky todayy. Tis a drk omwn indee
7thh malashit the leel 84 mune iss fucking wrthless fund half a dzen worthlss pink geems after 4 mintjs of mining
4thh ga;ena s there no fcking ore here? Thers no fcking or here astall
18th Galena on of or wodo cutters went al fey on mw and claimed a craftdwarf wrkshop, wants all srts of shit we asledy hve

That's all I'm afraid, don't know if I gave up or blacked out but I woke up with that written, dwarf fortress still open at the craftsdwarf workshop claim and one hell of a hangover. Doesn't look like anything all that interesting happened
Here's the file I guess.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11672

[TheFlame52]

I couldn't understand a single word. Amazing work.

[Scruffy]

*Clap clap*
Well done.
I liked that turn

[Random_Dragon]

Ow, my sanity. That was glorious.

[Naryar]

Another ally in the great struggle against sleep ! You sir, are a hero.

Anyways, I shall most likely take a turn in the following week.

[Bogwedgle]

There are far too many surface dwelling water drinkers in that fort, spending all day singing and reciting poems and playing flutes. Not a Single person went crazy and started beating people to death.

[Bobnova]

That was a lovely turn, I enjoyed it significantly. My mood has improved!

[Bogwedgle]

If nothing distracts me and no-one else takes a turn by then I'll probably complete my year tonight.

[Bogwedgle]

Pregame boozing begins at 7 13 pm. I have 15 5% beers and for some reason most of a bottle of 20% Kahlua.

7 25 pm. Watching terrible Youtube vlogs. With that and the Kahlua I've apparently become a 13 yearold girl. Beer 2 begun

7 42 beer 3 and Thai sweet chilli sensations.

7:58 3 and a half beers I ahven't downloaded the save shit

20:04 cheetos are surprisingly good as a sandwich filling. beer 5

20:10 save loaded gimme a minte and I'll be ready

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Isn't a Magma loom kind of counter productive? I feel like all the shit would catch fire


This baby alpaca offends Armok, he must be cast into the firey abss


damed Kobolds, comig oveer here, dtealing our biscuits



damned gobbos. cmin ver here, beng vile


Ooops Sorry
ther aare lkie 60 gobbos nw and thy're still comng
Th stoonefll traps werent relowddd we're fucked m8
3 pags + 3 of invadrs, all troops dead. Fortress may falgys
10th limestone They've taken the upper halls no dea what any of the lverd di, no iase hw to dpo thr gobbos Drims in the deerp

fuvkng nutrter
wr have 3 dncers, 17 bsrdsa 4 poets 8 kifs and 10 asortd dorfs left
vs 120+ ihvsader
I wll watch it to thr bloddy nd
limesne 144th
a mayor, a mthmatifiab 6 kds 2 poots 3 danes nd10 bards troolls wreking shot

dnt thinnk prar gnona help much t these pinty
19th lim in da cocinuyt a fw off us are hiden in th farms. mybe we can survie
26th lime all adlts dead nw 4 kids rmain
1 kid
people aaare stll visting



rest inn peeaxcxe

wll I kiledd the frt guys,Klled it dad
11.5 berrs

Well I thnk we caan ll agre etht wen wll
file: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11689

[Scruffy]

We can no get out.
The end comes soon.
We hear drims,

Drims in the deerp

This is a copper toy drum. All craftsdrunkship is of the deepest quality.

I'm almost tempted to attempt reclaiming this hole in the dirt but I suppose that people want a new fortress soon

[Random_Dragon]

And the Golden Wrex Aware goes to...