Autocorrectachecker-slpelling disabler! GO!
had a couple rum&OJs. 2 or 3 shots each... yup, sliiiightly inebratied. wheee.
First thinkg I noticed is that the fort is TOTALLY NOT A DICK
second is that the leathewrureker has a fae mood
so lessee what he does
no sesen lookign around befreo unpausing, Im' sure it all wrosk
he ran out of blocks. get the lgeo people on it
also, who the FUCK runs out of coal un drunk fortress!? get some magma up in here, stat! posthatse and whatver...
took me forever to figure out that's loam floor, not open space over magma
oh fuck, the entrance has a bridge
how the effff am I gonna glcoes it when i Need to?
...whoa, dude. nostaglia punch. Bring s me back.
anyway
no fucking WONDER we keep running out of coal, we got all these TREES!
You know what's wrong with em?
NOTHING, which is what's wrong with 'em, cuz they should be coal by now!
Cut down the rain forests!
Burn fossil fuels!
Buy Mercedes Benzeseszzs!
And make totally pimpin' armor!
our expedition leader is ma miner, no wonder this diplomat looks so lost
bogwedgie chews through loam like chicken though, it's pretty intense tbh
made a artifuqt quiver
go us
yey
wait
what's this
YOU GUISE I FOUND A THING
symphony conductor be like
Urist, bagpiper: ...Uh.
percussionist picks up urist and starts using him as a drumstick
the surroundings metled. suddesnly.
unfortunately the splooshiening was not very dramatic, becuaes the fort is surrounded by shallow puddles
why is it only letting me zoom todw-
down to z83?
meazhnwhile, in the future
HAY GUISE I FOUND THE MAGMA POOL
and the magam sea too
and this cavern
and mushrooms, they're a 1up teehee
hey why isn't y quantum stockpile working
i mean its moot anyway cuz I found magma but still
okay so
I think maybe DF has learnet to transcend time and space
*pause game*
*watch death battle*
*game becaomes MOAR PAUSED*
*migrants have arrived*
hm, one of them likes demons of vomit.
"for their bloated appearneace"
makes sense actually
"gwaaar i am a demon ph34r me mortal"
"pffft hes fat lol"
oh look yey.
...i'm busy
ok yes good but
that chair is wooden. Is it... COMFY!?!?
okay now see THIS
THIS is a good landscape!
FUCK yo trees
uh, how many OJRums am I up to?
.....five? No, four.. five? Uh.
in other news, I'm already being attackbed by a literal hangover monster.
No... literarlly...
...oh fuck I didn't build that one wall blocking off the caverns and it's coming right at us
CODE RED
CODE VIOLET
CODE PINK I DON'T GIVE A DFUCK JUST KILL IT HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAH
no military
no weapons
no armor
enemy is a gas-powered FB
gg rip
DELTA ATTACK GO
dorf swarm power activate
send in the trap acards i dunno do something holy fuck
whoa, we won. Okay. Go dteam dorf.
ooh, except maybe this guy. Ouch.
girl* w/e
even the other injured guy is like "dude, whoa, put that lung away, that's gross"
uh, do we have a hopsital? .............
WHOA
the loam lievel is all... pretty! did someone do this on porpoise?! if so gj
I can't find the injured people or the hospital so....... all good?
sure...
uh, unrelated, how are we for graves? No? okay
so in case anyone wants to be a doctor, heres' how aou do it
i just learnt this from anryarfdafdsa
nfrom naryar, our cirhef medical derp
what you do is
yo let the patient go to his ofn firckgin bed
then you go get a coffee
drink some beer
hang out with the buddies
decide to drss the wound
and then you smack the person in the face with a Generic-Brand®©™ bandaid
then migrants show up and derail shoruke' spoint but what i"m saying is
NARYASR WOH THE FUCK TOAUGH T YOU TO MEDICEN
oh hey look who I found
( i so ebil)
i think I'm typing better than usual but I'm so dizzy I'm literally having trouble drinkign
so..... think I'm done. whoooooooa the tilting, holy fuuuuck
just one last thing
enjoy your stay at the hospital!
(...I totally still didn't seal up the cavern after that FB attack. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.)
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