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Author Topic: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!  (Read 13803 times)

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #60 on: August 19, 2012, 02:45:03 pm »

how about an oxen treadmill or a windmill?
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2012, 02:55:40 pm »

how about an oxen treadmill or a windmill?

Horsepower!

Some sort of animal-powered mechanism might be appropriate. A windmill would be very complicated, though.

Nuke, what information did our mechanics book have in it, anyway?
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« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2012, 03:21:27 pm »

Investigate the possibility of purchasing equipment for the fashioning of metal into useful designs.

Then build a clockwork cranker.


We must pursue knowledge regarding mechanics to eventually reach our goal of creating automatons!
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« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2012, 04:13:41 pm »

Investigate the possibility of purchasing equipment for the fashioning of metal into useful designs.

Then build a clockwork cranker.


We must pursue knowledge regarding mechanics to eventually reach our goal of creating automatons!

We started with metalworking tools. However, I doubt we are skilled enough to create clockwork machines, nor would we have a way to power them beyond annoying cranking. You know what we need?

Bodies. No, seriously. Medical skill is one of our primary fields, and it's unlikely the townsfolk are going to let us dissect random people.

I suggest we take a trip to our local graveyard.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2012, 05:40:31 pm »

I vote pedal! Should be easy to make from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Elderlyspinnera.jpg
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NUKE9.13

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« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2012, 07:28:38 pm »

Concentrate on cranking.
I assure you that even a gibbering peasant imbecile would not need to concentrate in order to crank.

This would be an excellent time to do some ponderings on theories, plans, and plots.
Plot to take over the town of London.
Hmm. The City is very large. It contains many soldiers, who might object to such actions. It also contains a wide variety of peasants, merchants, gentlemen and royalty, each of which would probably not welcome your rulership with open arms.
It would probably be more practical to start a little smaller, and work your way up.

Consider ways in which one might create a greater quantity of statik in a shorter period of time, preferably one that doesn't require us to be present.
Well. A larger, more advanced Electro-staticizer would be more efficient. You could erect a lightning rod, and wait for a storm. Or, indeed, you could construct some for of mechanical cranking-device.

I know. We should use this time to write a letter to the university, claiming that "we understand" and that there were "no hard feelings." Blatant lies, of course, but it should help make them less suspicious. Also, feed them some nonsense about how we are starting a new life as an artist or sculptor; might help explain some solitude and unusual imports.
You left the institute but a few days ago, having made similar claims already; they would not have released you otherwise.

We also might want to have our peasant rabble build us a lightning rod atop our lab. It might be awhile before we get to use it, but it's good to be prepared!
A good idea. You should mention it next time you're in the village.

Nuke, what information did our mechanics book have in it, anyway?
Basic mechanical principles, metalworking and carpentry techniques, and designs for a few simple devices.

Investigate the possibility of purchasing equipment for the fashioning of metal into useful designs.

Then build a clockwork cranker.

You already own a set of tools. More advanced metalworking would require a forge to be constructed.

Seeing as you have to be up anyway, you take your book of Mechanics and flip through it looking for advice on constructing a "Clockwork Cranker". You spend some time sketching designs, but you would require more experience with mechanics to finish them.
You gain some increased understanding of mechanical principles.

I suggest we take a trip to our local graveyard.
You have cranking to do at the moment, but you make a note to visit the cemetery at the nearby town some time.

You wile away the rest of the night sketching designs for cranking devices. Eventually the sun rises, and you pour the potion into a flask, stopper it, and retire to bed.
You awaken later that evening, staticize the final potion, and investigate the results of your efforts. Unfortunately the addition of Elektrik does not appear to have affected the potion staticized during brewing, or the one staticized after completion. The potion you spent an entire night diligently staticizing has congealed into a foul-smelling mess. Well, at least it did something.
Experiment results: No effect, potion destroyed, no effect.

It is three days since you returned home. It is evening. What do you do?



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Inithis

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« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2012, 07:33:29 pm »

Consume the foul-smelling mess. If we're still on our feet, take a trip to town.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2012, 11:26:47 pm »

Consume the foul-smelling mess. If we're still on our feet, take a trip to town.
I second this, and if we are unable to stay on our feet, consult our big booke of ailements to find a suitable cure.
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« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2012, 11:38:01 pm »

Oh, and while we're in town; see if we can acquire a pocket watch, so that we can examine it's workings.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

NUKE9.13

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« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2012, 04:26:05 pm »

Consume the foul-smelling mess. If we're still on our feet, take a trip to town.
...the foul-smelling mess tastes like alcohol mixed with herbs, with an after-taste of copper wiring. It doesn't appear to have any effect.


You walk down to the local village, and secure a ride on a cart going into town. The farmer driving the cart spends the entire ride staring straight ahead. Almost as if he's nervous, for some strange reason!
He drops you off in the Old Market, and goes to... do peasant business.

Oh, and while we're in town; see if we can acquire a pocket watch, so that we can examine it's workings.
You walk down to the New Market by the river. More civilized company inhabits this part of towne. Several interesting shoppes line the New Market. Your eye is caught by the window-furnishings of a small store; an ornate chest, secured with a silver padlock; a fine clock of red hardwood, and a set of ivory dentures.
The sign above the door proclaims it to be "J. L. Wicketer, Locksmith, Clockmaker, and Dentiste"
A bell rings as you step into the store. Fine craftsmanship lines the walls. Gears, pins, and teeth are scattered about the floor. The proprietor sits behind a workbench, fiddling with... something. You honestly can't tell which of his three professions is being employed.

He looks up. "Can I help you, Sir?", he asks, setting the... thing aside.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2012, 04:37:44 pm »

>Obtain clock made out of red, silver-lined ivory.
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2012, 04:40:32 pm »

>Obtain clock made out of red, silver-lined ivory.

We don't care how it looks, since we're going to disassemble it anyway.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2012, 04:45:23 pm »

>Obtain clock made out of red, silver-lined ivory.

We don't care how it looks, since we're going to disassemble it anyway.

We want to surprise the craftsman by placing an unusual order, showing our rather obvious appreciation of the fine art of clockwork. This could allow us to gain a strategically beneficent acquaintance, who could point us the right way when getting supplies in the way of metal in substantial amounts and other wares. If we play our cards right. Plus, maybe we'd even get a discount on his goods in the long run so we could disassemble the finest of his contraptions for less?
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« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2012, 04:48:53 pm »

>Obtain clock made out of red, silver-lined ivory.

We don't care how it looks, since we're going to disassemble it anyway.

We want to surprise the craftsman by placing an unusual order, showing our rather obvious appreciation of the fine art of clockwork. This could allow us to gain a strategically beneficent acquaintance, who could point us the right way when getting supplies in the way of metal in substantial amounts and other wares. If we play our cards right. Plus, maybe we'd even get a discount on his goods in the long run so we could disassemble the finest of his contraptions for less?

Perhaps, but we're quite poor at the moment. We can state our interest in clockwork, but-sigh-we just don't have the money for anything fancy.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2012, 04:49:30 pm »

Also, various sprockets, cogs and similar.
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