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[Joben]

Urist McGobletlover, King: Ok, I guess we have enough goblets, I'll stop mandating that our craftsdwarves make more.

[doublestrafe]

Bembul Velurdim, Stonecrafter cancels Make stone Scepter: Baron has mandated Rings.                      x5

[Andal]

Urist McWalkingtoDiningHall: "Alright, whose brilliant idea was it to stick a huge, useless waterfall right next to the entrance of the dining hall? And what's with the stupid little sign telling me to 'enjoy the mist'? I already live in a dark, damp hole in the ground; why in bloody hell would I be happy to be sprayed with freezing cold water every time I want to enjoy my damn stew?"

[darkrider2]

Urist McWalkingtoDiningHall: "Alright, whose brilliant idea was it to stick a huge, useless waterfall right next to the entrance of the dining hall? And what's with the stupid little sign telling me to 'enjoy the mist'? I already live in a dark, damp hole in the ground; why in bloody hell would I be happy to be sprayed with freezing cold water every time I want to enjoy my damn stew?"

Maybe its magma mist? Whatever, deserters need to have their skin melted anyway.

[pisskop]

Urist McWalkingtoDiningHall: "Alright, whose brilliant idea was it to stick a huge, useless waterfall right next to the entrance of the dining hall? And what's with the stupid little sign telling me to 'enjoy the mist'? I already live in a dark, damp hole in the ground; why in bloody hell would I be happy to be sprayed with freezing cold water every time I want to enjoy my damn stew?"

Maybe its magma mist? Whatever, deserters need to have their skin melted anyway.

MMMmmmmmm... Introducing Urist Mcdonalds grease patties!

[FlickerFly]

Urist McPetowner- Doctor! My yak got mauled by something! Can you help him?
Urist McDoctor- I don't usually work on animals, but I should be able to figure something out. -gets tools-

Urist McRandom- Hey, my wound got infected. Oh well, no big deal, I'll be fine.

[Slayerhero90]

Newish Member: Y'know what? Necroing is bad. I shouldn't do it.

[Rolan7]

Established member: Miss a chance to jump on a "newbie" for "necroing" a relevant thread after less than two weeks.

[vadia]

newish member: I've got a great Idea, oh wait the search function worked and I can just necro that idea and put my spin instead of starting a new thread

Established member: it's ok the search function is hard to work with

[tahujdt]

Urist McLostHisFamily: Well, most of the fort just got brutally massacred, so I'd better focus and try to make coffins.

[Hanslanda]

Newbish member: I don't have any questions about this game, the UI is exceptionally intuitive, and I know exactly what I'm doing.

[Sus]

I had this great suggestion to make, but then I did a quick forum search and found out it's already been suggested hundreds of times.

Your fortress lived happily ever after. A winner is you!
Press Enter to close window...

conversely,

Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

"I am disappoint!  "

[darkgloomie]

Urist McAnimalCaretaker "Whosa good war dog? Why, yes you are! Oh wait, your paw is broken and you're bleeding from the stomach? I'll get right to it and patch you up. Can't afford to lose assets, now can we?"

[Dsarker]

A recent ex-member: "Hmmm, this thread has a serious question. I won't say MAAAAAAAAAGMMMMMMAA!!!!"

[GoombaGeek]

Urist McRandom- Hey, my wound got infected. Oh well, no big deal, I'll be fine.

But infected wounds are horrifying in real life too!

Urist McSensitiveAndKind: "Well, we already have enough beds, and we have enough sand and metal to make everything else. Let's just agree with the elves for once, and maybe they will favor us in trade."