Update 3: Hello, You'll Be Dead Soon
After our successful but costly mission, a few days pass waiting for resupply. As usual, the gear for our new recruits arrives before they do.
Goddamnit.
Our scientists finalize a report on laser weapons technology, and under the advisement of several staff members, research begins on formally weaponizing them in pistol form. I dislike leaving our recovered materials untouched, but for the moment better, non-explosive equipment sounds like a sound investment.
Not long after, the recruits themselves show up.
Commander Irony: ...huh. Another horrible experiment, I take it?
Xenio: What? No! Can't you see I'm a Muton?!
Commander Irony: ...what's a Muton?
Xenio: You serious?
You're the crack team defending this stupid rock? Man, you guys are totally paying me in advance from now on. Sectoid chow waiting to happen, I tell you.
Commander Irony: ...
Apparently he's an alien working for our side now. Normally I'd have concerns about his loyalty, but he seems like enough of a dick to be a callous mercenary like he claims.
: Commissar Bane, reporting for duty, sir! You can rest assured that no alien scum or cowardly wretches will escape justice on my watch.
Commander Irony: ...that's nice, but when you say "cowardly wretches"...
: Sometimes soldiers need
encouragement, sir.
Encouragement to do what is
right.Commander Irony: ...please don't shoot my operatives.
: ...that sounds awfully unorthodox, sir. I'm not sure what I can promise you out there.
Commander Irony: ...
Eager recruit. I was inclined to flinch at that knowledge, since it pretty much guarantees he'll be dead soon.
Kilroy The Grand: I say, rather looking forward to this scrap. Hooligans must be made to pay for my penny-farthing! Hooligans, I say!
Commander Irony: ...what exactly is a penny-farthing, again? And who trusted you with high explosives?
Kilroy The Grand: You did, good sir! A wise decision, I might add!
Commander Irony: ...
Commander Irony: ...clone or...?
Miranda: Yes sir! Latest cloning technology, indistinguishable from sisters! Sharp one you are, sir!
Commander Irony: ...so are you here to avenge your sister's death on the
aliens or certain former allies you consider
responsible?Miranda: Very perceptive, sir! Do you live all your live in a B-movie? It might explain some things!
Commander Irony: ...
I find it impossible to shake the feeling that these new recruits are divine punishment for getting the last batch killed. And if this is the price of failure, I'd damned better make sure it doesn't happen again.
((No time for a proper update, so you get a mini/introduction one. I have the updated sheets for people who survived the last mission, I'll get those up a bit later.
Incidentally, does anyone know if stats change during combat, or only after missions?))