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Re: famous last words
« Reply #105 on: March 10, 2012, 03:03:22 pm »
"Hm, I don't have a military yet, or reasonable defenses. Oh well, I'm sure I'll have enough time to get both of them."

Cue ambush.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #106 on: March 10, 2012, 03:06:25 pm »
"My serrated disc-traps will stop them!"

Cue said traps getting jammed on the first victim.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #107 on: March 10, 2012, 03:08:05 pm »
"raw spoilerite! praise the miners!"

"that door should stop them"

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #108 on: March 10, 2012, 03:40:52 pm »
My first encounter with the circus:

"My 6-dwarf untrained militia can handle Hell's demons. Right?"


(As it happens, they couldn't. There were only four dwarves left alive and half the map was burning. Then the game crashed. :()
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« Reply #109 on: March 10, 2012, 03:51:47 pm »
Quote from: wastedlands on March 10, 2012, 11:11:40 am
"Alright, I saved this earlier. Now to figure out what Abandon the Fort does." ::)
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one more way to lose a fort :P
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #110 on: March 10, 2012, 04:19:48 pm »
"I know, if I open the drawbridge and then close it immediately, my cage traps will deal with teh first wave of goblins, and my military will deal with any that get past.  Repeat, and the siege will eventually be broken."

*Your fortress has crumbled*
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #111 on: March 10, 2012, 04:38:37 pm »
It's a cat thrall. The children's brigade can handle it.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #112 on: March 10, 2012, 04:41:03 pm »
"Why am I not getting any goblin ambushes? I hope I get one soon." after 30s "A vile force of darkness has arrived." "Shit"
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #113 on: March 10, 2012, 06:18:56 pm »
"Combatmansion couldn't possibly live up to it's name"
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #114 on: March 10, 2012, 10:29:25 pm »
Time to channel the side of the volcano and flood the outside world! No more seiges! No more thieves! No more Giant Moose! Permanent death to all those husks in the south of the map! Hmm, sure hope there's a soil layer in this mountain somewhere.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #115 on: March 10, 2012, 11:26:58 pm »
Husks are magmaproof aren't they? :P
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2012, 02:46:25 am »
Wether they are or not, nothing is cave-inproof. Or obsidianproof. Or iceproof.

Proof. What an odd word...
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2012, 03:49:03 am »
Well they all fell in the river and were encased in cooling rock. But the point is I cut myself off from all soil. You know what that means...

...Starvation!  :D
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2012, 03:54:14 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 11, 2012, 03:49:03 am
Well they all fell in the river and were encased in cooling rock. But the point is I cut myself off from all soil. You know what that means...

...Starvation!  :D
Caverns have soil.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2012, 05:17:59 am »
If you have access to water you can irrigate. If you have access to a trade depot you can trade. It's not quite as bad as it looks. :P
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