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Korva

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #90 on: March 10, 2012, 06:20:49 am »

"I'm bored ... Come on, goblins, where are you?!"

"My recruits are tough enough to train on non-disarmed prisoners now."

"It's almost season-change, but we'll be done with this outside project before a siege or ambush could come."


Designations are the bane of my existence:

"This mining/channeling/building designation is perfectly safe, they couldn't possibly screw it up."
"Okay, this time I'm sure the assignment is safe."
"I can't be arsed channeling this out tile by tile."


Levers are fun, too:

"Pull the lever! ... why isn't it doing anything? Why is it not linked up?"
"Crap, I mis-labelled my levers."
"I think I linked this bridge/gate/trap to the wrong lever ..."
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Loud Whispers

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2012, 06:22:15 am »

"What if I made antmen breed..."

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« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2012, 07:25:35 am »

In adventure mode

"These undead yaks don't seem so tough."
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #93 on: March 10, 2012, 07:30:41 am »

"Open the Gates! Protect the Caravan!"

Ironically, it wasn't the enemy that killed me, but the lack of fully formed dwarves. Squish goes the drawbridge...
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #94 on: March 10, 2012, 07:37:10 am »

*Silence followed by pipelines being dug*

peskyninja

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« Reply #95 on: March 10, 2012, 08:09:24 am »

"Oh look a necromancer ghost!"
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« Reply #96 on: March 10, 2012, 09:44:37 am »

"Oh look a necromancer ghost!"

...that's a thing that can happen? I almost think I'd prefer husk-inducing clouds.
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peskyninja

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« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2012, 10:35:41 am »

It happened on my first zed siege. When both necromancers spawned, one shot the other in the gust and killed him. He was a dwarf and member of my civ so he became a ghost that ressurected all shit on my fort killing everyone.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2012, 11:11:40 am »

"Alright, I saved this earlier. Now to figure out what Abandon the Fort does." ::)
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nxcho

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« Reply #99 on: March 10, 2012, 11:42:36 am »

"Poisonous blood? How dangerous can it be?"
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« Reply #100 on: March 10, 2012, 11:45:45 am »

(This version) "Beware of it's fire?! hahaha" Seconds later, my army was on fire.
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lava dwarf

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« Reply #101 on: March 10, 2012, 01:23:32 pm »

"that was easy"
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ivze

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« Reply #102 on: March 10, 2012, 02:48:47 pm »

"I'll separate my well from the cavern lake with the pretty submerged fortification... The FB won't get in."
Fun times came, as it showed soon in the middle of my dining room.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #103 on: March 10, 2012, 02:59:07 pm »

"Okay, time to play Dwarf Fortress"
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« Reply #104 on: March 10, 2012, 03:00:46 pm »

"I love digging warm stone! It just crumbles away so easily!
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