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XXSockXX

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #345 on: July 10, 2012, 06:18:06 pm »
"A titan has come. I'm sure I can get the animals in before it's near the gate. So... it can fly and breathes fire...?"
(80 dwarves dying trying to pasture animals, lucky hammerdwarf kills the titan, another 20 die in tantrum spiral, citizens: 8, survivors cannot build enough coffins/slabs --> Ghost fort.)
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #346 on: July 10, 2012, 06:19:36 pm »
"Scavangers can't possibly be a threat against an armed militia." Corrosion mod. AND I WAS HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #347 on: July 10, 2012, 08:19:51 pm »
"Having fishermen is good for the economy."

TANTRUM SPIRAL
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

MagmaMcFry

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #348 on: July 10, 2012, 09:22:46 pm »
NEW RULE: Before posting a new reply, read the whole thread to check if there is someone who had the same idea as you already. Because there is.

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monk12

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #349 on: July 10, 2012, 09:25:09 pm »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on July 10, 2012, 09:22:46 pm
NEW RULE: Before posting a new reply, read the whole thread to check if there is someone who had the same idea as you already. Because there is.

/thread

The irony is that the only people who will read this rule are the people who read the whole thread anyway, thus rendering it redundant.
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WillowLuman

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #350 on: July 10, 2012, 11:11:53 pm »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on July 10, 2012, 09:22:46 pm
NEW RULE: Before posting a new reply, read the whole thread to check if there is someone who had the same idea as you already. Because there is.

/thread
Which was uttered before being torn apart by angry badgers. Good one! :D
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Hanslanda

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #351 on: July 11, 2012, 12:43:54 am »
Yeesh. Party's over everybody. -Urist McTornApartByPartyGoers
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #352 on: July 11, 2012, 12:56:38 am »
"I'm sure my 5 legendary sword dwarfs (with scimitars) can slay those 5 undead armies that have been waiting outside the fort."
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Quote from: jaxler on February 15, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #353 on: July 11, 2012, 04:13:32 pm »
"I'll just let a few of the goblins into the courtyard. I mean, it'll be good experience for my army, the doors are locked behind them, those trolls are way over there..."
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GenJeFT

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #354 on: July 11, 2012, 04:33:04 pm »
First encounter with a dragon.

That dragon is not moving from the edge of the map... I will just assemble in the courtyard my military (40 dwarfs) and get a glass of water.

leave,

come back.

OMG MY CASTLE IS ON FIRE!

(my Urist mkbaddass militia commander killed it almost single handedly).

Also.

hmmm, a lava tube. I wonder if I can construct something containing a living thing and drop it into the lava to explore it (Constructs a 3x3x3 hollow block using magma safe materials).

Now where is that caged Troglodyte...

(spoiler, the troglodyte died, I will try again)
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