"Well I don't want to run out of water for my waterfall, so I'll just feed it from the bottom of the lake."
"Surely they're out of arrows after a week of chasing Urist McDoesntburrow around."
"I don't need to remove those upward ramps. They'll never get into that part of the fort anyway."
"I'm sure the dwarf has started building his artifact already."
"...I'm sure that berserk dwarf isn't part of the militia."
"I don't need to have any idling dwarves. There hasn't been a siege in four years and they always pull the lever in time."
"Oh, I turned Temperature off? Let me fix that..."
"Well, my last fort OHK'd a dragon with a shield bash. I don't need to worry about this one."
"Zombie whales can't walk, can they?"
"I forbade death items, right?"
"This should be a perfectly safe cave-in."
"I don't need to put walls around the corner of this pump stack."
"Screw you, goblins, I forbade all the doors!"
"So I can build the upward ramp there... wait a second, why is there no alcohol anymore? Why are my magma forges not.... Ooooh."
"I just installed this graphics pack, but I'm pretty sure that isn't a goblin fort right next to my embark."
"I don't need to tell my dorfs to not go into the 2/7 water just before winter."