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[imperium3]

"Ooh, an upright adamantine sword! SHINY!"

[peskyninja]

"What? "Pack animals can be a great danger on evil biomes" Rubish!"

[Maxmurder]

"Surely dwarves are smart enough to not walk over tiles that are being deconstructed..."

[wierd]

Ok.. I made a staircase right next to where the magma tap fortification will be made... when urist mcvampire cuts the slit, he will climb up the stairs and escape......

Ok... why is he taking a motlen lava facial instead?



(True story)

[Muffindog]

"They may be undead, but they're just deer"
Oh god, the hooves...

[WaffleEggnog]

"I could kick ALL those goblins asses"

"Come on already siege, im ready"

[khearn]

"I'll just embark with ore and make all my weapons and armor onsite. There's never any danger the first few seasons."

[Nyxalinth]

"My kobolds just embarked, and have no wealth to speak of. I won't have invaders for a long while. Oh hey, it's Spring.  That's nice."

"A siege?  Oh, there's only six of them.  We can do this."

(From the previous version)  "Skeletal yaks?  No problem.  The war dogs will handle them."

[CursedBurger]

"That goblin can't escape with the mayor's daughter if I drop him into the river. Pull the lever!"

[slink]

Half Terrifying and half Wilderness?  No problem, I'll just keep the butchery and refuse pile under the soil Wilderness part and use that nice rock area in the Terrifying part for bedrooms and workshops.  Oops, Urist McMoody just failed to make his artifact ...

UNDEAD EVERYTHING

[DrGravitas]

"Your Fortress has crumbled to its end."

[Tiruin]

"They won't get past my Militia!"

[Cellmonk]

"Haha, time to kill off a couple of those retreating, bloodied, and semiconscious lashers with my elite, well fed, steel-clad squad of 30 candy-weilding axedwarves."

True story. Oh god.

[MarcAFK]

This was probably already posted but:
"I don't need to use a support and a level for my controlled cavein, it'll be TOTALLY SAFE as long as the guy removing the last connected floor tile isn't actually standing on that tile or the part being collapsed"    *a few seconds later cavein dust knocked him off the scaffolding to fall 10 levels, 4 other haulers on lower levels of the structure were blown off also, my Expedition leader/architect decided at this time to stroll through the drop zone and took an "oak log" to the face. everybody else died later to a kobold or something lame like that.
Also there was this recent one "Sure i've lost 6/7 dwarves to the undead and my Doctor is the last guy left hiding in a nice warm bunker with food and random parts of the wagon, he has a pick and seeds, a few barrels and is otherwise ok, BUT my anvil is outside and i might want to dig down to that cassiterite i know is down there, theres no zombies immediately outside and the anvil is only 10 spaces away, he'll be fine"

[Necromunger]

"He can mine those damp walls for the reservoir and get back up the ramp in time"