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Author Topic: Project EVIL: Mission Time!  (Read 39039 times)

mcclay

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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2012, 09:02:20 pm »

Wait, what happned in my turn. I walked in ona mine and there were robots nd dead miners. I am so confused.
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2012, 09:09:57 pm »

Blow-by-Blow Action: Swindle the car keys from the plump woman. Drive husband off into jungle. Identity swap!

The woman beams, at least until you ask about her car.

"We, uh, can't afford one. Taxes are too high. Maybe we should just call an ambulance?"

She looks much less enthusiastic than before.

"Oh, and my name is Muriel."

He had a better idea than identity swap now. Muriel would probably prefer the real Gerald over the fake one...

"All right Muriel...I guess I can't lie to you anymore. I was trying to spare you the shock...but the truth is...

Your husband is the terrorist. I've been forced to carefully fool him and you until the poison takes effect.

See, I'm a heroic government agent sent to remove him...and take his place. I must become him, to inflitrate and bring justice to his organization.

I need your help Muriel-you've got to help me, or the Terrorists will win.

I'm prepared to become everything he was to do this mission, including being your loving husband...and everything that entails. Can I count on you?"


Gerald tries to let his manly physique show at this moment. Hoping Muriel was at least cunning enough to not ask alot of questions.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 03:36:21 am by Dwarmin »
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2012, 04:34:42 am »

"How bothersome."

Darius gets off the beach and into the thick of it, looking for some sort of place to stay. Suitable locations include abandoned sheds/houses to squat in, ill-used warehouses, caves (preferably with little to no fauna), shops advertising live-in job positions (doesn't matter what sorta job).

We need a base of operations. How can we play our knives so delicately along the skin of another human being if we don't even have a place to drag them to?

Also, let's try not to look too creepy this time. I'll accept 'who's this homeless guy?' level of creepy, but not 'damn that creeper is totally peeking in everyone's windows!' level of creepy. Just because we ARE creepy doesn't mean we gotta look it.

Creep onwards to a base of operations!
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2012, 04:53:14 am »

I would suggest that you could......Make one for the owner for the houses go 6 feet under and make it into your house
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2012, 12:12:40 pm »

He had a better idea than identity swap now. Muriel would probably prefer the real Gerald over the fake one...

"All right Muriel...I guess I can't lie to you anymore. I was trying to spare you the shock...but the truth is...

Your husband is the terrorist. I've been forced to carefully fool him and you until the poison takes effect.

See, I'm a heroic government agent sent to remove him...and take his place. I must become him, to inflitrate and bring justice to his organization.

I need your help Muriel-you've got to help me, or the Terrorists will win.

I'm prepared to become everything he was to do this mission, including being your loving husband...and everything that entails. Can I count on you?"


Gerald tries to let his manly physique show at this moment. Hoping Muriel was at least cunning enough to not ask alot of questions.

Muriel nods solemnly.
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« Reply #65 on: January 06, 2012, 12:21:41 pm »

Jessie sits behind the sniper, watching him. She's been careful. He wants to bullet in her, but he doesn't. I have a son. He's 12. I wonder what he's... nonono, that's him, not Jessie. Mmm. Yes. Push it out, push it out. Hesitation. Where am I? Where am I! Hah! I am right here, behind the wall. I can hear you. I am inside you, all of you. Sloshing, thoughts, sloshing around. Radios, radios. Patient. Wait until I - no, wait until he expects someone to enter the room. Just a moment, but it's all I need. I found a window, you know, with sharp pieces. Beautifully sharp. I really want to shoot myself. Where am I? Where could I be? It is wrapped in a rag. You don't even know it, but you forgot to take your medicine this morning. Pill, sitting there on the counter. Waiting for you to come home - no, wait, that is someone else. Or is it me? So hard to keep track sometimes. It can get so loud. Here, let me share with you a bit, just a bit, let it... yes. Oh, the eyes. I love it when they get all big like that. I'm terrified. What is happening. No, HE'S terrified. Haha! NO, SHUT UP. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. Oh god the guy upstairs, I mean, did you even KNOW what he did to that kid? Oh, you don't like that, do you? I want to touch you. I want to do that, yes, that. You want to do that. He wants to do that. Isn't it nice to share? Isn't it terrible to know? To have them in your head, all the time? Even you have standards, even if you don't know how you know. That's it, throw up, I'm beside you, comforting you, putting my hand on your back. It's okay, it's okay, I'm safe, we're safe, you're beside yourself comforting yourself, I'm beside myself comforting myself, yes, leave the gun here, quiet now, we'll walk and we're walking come on yes, into the basement, yes.

I have tea all ready for us. It will make things so quiet.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 12:23:56 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #66 on: January 06, 2012, 12:27:26 pm »

Wow, she took it just like that, Gerald thinks.

"My people are ready to take him...I'll be back in a few ours, Muriel. Stay strong."

He grabbed a book as he left-"A Farewell to Arms".

Action: Gerald takes Gerald out into the jungle, away from civilization...make sure to grab a long winded book before I go.

Wake him up when we're alone.
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #67 on: January 06, 2012, 12:28:11 pm »

Xavier was calmly walking on the streets and taking a look at the wallet.Excellent, hmm, maybe I can also learn his bank PIN number. Stopping at a phone store he buys the cheapest prepaid phone they have and starts walking onwards, calling the bank to pose as the poor guy that he just knocked out cold.

Xavier looks through the wallet, buys the cheapest prepaid phone there is and calls the bank, impersonating the hippy and saying that he forgot his PIN and needs it urgently. Work every trick there is to get the PIN.



((WHy didn't I take this guys mobile phone, how could I forget?))
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2012, 12:30:46 pm »

Wow, she took it just like that, Gerald thinks.

"My people are ready to take him...I'll be back in a few ours, Muriel. Stay strong."

He grabbed a book as he left-"A Farewell to Arms".

Action: Gerald takes Gerald out into the jungle, away from civilization...make sure to grab a long winded book before I go.

Muriel nods, but says nothing. Picking up the thickest book you can find, you drag Gerald to the closest clump of jungle possible, which is to say a couple palm trees and enough bushes to hide whatever nefarious deeds you're going to do.

Xavier was calmly walking on the streets and taking a look at the wallet.Excellent, hmm, maybe I can also learn his bank PIN number. Stopping at a phone store he buys the cheapest prepaid phone they have and starts walking onwards, calling the bank to pose as the poor guy that he just knocked out cold.

Xavier looks through the wallet, buys the cheapest prepaid phone there is and calls the bank, impersonating the hippy and saying that he forgot his PIN and needs it urgently. Work every trick there is to get the PIN.



((WHy didn't I take this guys mobile phone, how could I forget?))

Blow-by-Blow Sequence Finished.

((Also, you never mentioned anything about taking his phone.))
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2012, 12:37:53 pm »

Gerald tosses Gerald around till he wakes up.

"Wake up, Gerald!"

*when he does*

"Good, you're awake."

Gerald draws his shotgun and points it at Gerald.

"Read for your life, Gerald. No questions for now. Start at page 1."

Action: Watch and listen as Gerald reads-learn his style of speaking and mannerisms, first as he's afraid, and later as he relaxes-test his reactions, such as when I pose questions, or show different emotions to him. Learn to become this Gerald.

Afterwards, knock him out and switch clothes. Then throw him in front of a moving car from where I can't be seen. :P



OOC: You know, if this wasn't a non-serious game I'd probably have thought of a much better plan...
« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 02:14:14 pm by Dwarmin »
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« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2012, 01:24:02 pm »

((I know I didn't, I was berating myself on why I forgot to. Also I am very very confused with what the hell is going on with Dwarmin's character and who is who.))
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2012, 01:31:08 pm »

((How can you be confused? He is Gerald, he just kidnapped Gerald, and now he's going to take Gerald's place and pretend to be Gerald))
« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 01:55:36 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2012, 01:54:37 pm »

((lol))
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2012, 11:30:39 pm »

((Gerald. Gerald everywhere. Run for your lives.))
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Re: Project EVIL: Short on funds, not on agents.
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2012, 11:52:52 pm »

((I'm confused with what is happening in my turn. GM clarfication needed.))
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