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[Powder Miner]

Name: John Evly
Gender (Circle one): (Male)  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad: I'm an office worker, I've had a fairly normal life and almost had my house broken into once. I suddenly had a streak though of being tired of all of these goody-goody fools and now I want to be EVIL!
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  (No)
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about: Handguns
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
I don't think I go on ballistic rampages.
What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
I lock my door and I keep a heavy stick in my closet. To beat kidnappers with.
What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
I'm really good at filing paperwork.
Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
I hope that I have a nice life with my family.
If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field: You might doubt me because I'm an office worker but I'm completely evil and you shouldn't be worried about non-evilness at all
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  (Green)
The two body parts needed are a suspiciously old looking skull and some hair.

[monk12]

Little do we realize that the tote bag's color is the most important part of the mission.

[King DZA]

I think He's the only person that picked the green bag. No one likes the green bag.

[PyroDesu]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Note: The way this guy talks, he seems like a friggin' military robot. Advise Caution.
Name: Rick (Honorific, if applicable:Sargent)
Gender (Circle one): Male
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad: Liberal Crime Squad, Support Ops.
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Sniper Rifle, Rocket Launcher, Mines, Knives, Grenades.
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
My training means that I am calm even under the most arduous and unusual situations.
What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
My entire residence is wired to detonate upon command or when I leave a specific radius without reason. I also sleep lightly, with a knife in hand.
What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
Support Ops Sargent. The best there is.
Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
Eliminating potential threats with cold, calm, and steady effectiveness.
If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:No loved ones. Do not enjoy those who make attempts on my life, if you dare.
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad:Green

I agree with Monk and Powder that green is awesome.

[monk12]

I picked green! Green is best color!

Class of 33 whooo!

[The Fool]

(Any restrictions on what we are?)

((I made a character based on a Monty Python skit, and USEC rolled with it and there was another that made a Skyrim-themed character. I think the only real limitation is that you need to be human.))

[monk12]

Aw yeah, next wave is Team Mean'n'Green!

[Powder Miner]

Small problem with that: John Evly isn't mean, just a regular guy who got the letter in the mail and who filled out the sheet to sound evil because he doesn't want an appointment with the Sniper Squad.

[monk12]

Right, I'm Mean, You're Green, and Rick is 'n'. Mean'n'Green

[Evilsx]

Name: Joun Quire(Honorific, if applicable: Capt.)
Gender (Circle one): (Male)  Female Other:___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:Ex Miltiary, Served 5 years in U.S Army, then going to Private Military for the other 5 years ,was given mainly frontline work and Ship work.
Now on leave.

Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No

If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Mainly Knife, Pistol, Shotgun and any Firearms

If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about:

Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
I got nothing

What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad):
2 Locks at the 2 doors and a Eye scan, Bulletproof glass window, Door into my room is metal door.

What previous job experience (if any) do you have? Icecream worker for 3 year

Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head): Being on a Topical island.

If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:Tell joey to pay me my five bucks

If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Age: 34
Gender: Undetermined, believed to be female
Special Note: Always knows where our agents are. Responds to what they are thinking. Responds well to crass material rewards and good mental dampers. Capable of prolonged periods of extremely convincing "playacting", always to some end, though the application is more representative of the normal mental faculties of target.

[Powder Miner]

OH GOD HAHAHAHA

[Doomshifter]

Inspect that beach. And those houses. If there is a house nice and out of the way, check to see how popular the occupants are/if they have kids.

Don't want to hurt the kids.

[monk12]

OK, so, Gryph has the best application hands down. He might not even need basic training with that one, straight to officer school for him.

[PyroDesu]