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[USEC_OFFICER]

Congratulations potential applicant! The Shadowy Cabal of Bankers, Politicians and Folk Artists (tm) believes that you have the ruthlessness, determination and borderline insanity required for participation in Project EVIL! In this package you will find: 

One (1) 'Desire to join Project EVIL' form.
One (1) pen for completion of the form.
One (1) Envelope with pre-stamped address.
Three (3) stamps.
One (1) brochure detailing what Project EVIL is and the many advantages of joining.

Plus either:

Two (2) eyeballs of your former OR current employer.
Ten (10) photos of you killing your former OR current employer.
Seven (7) pieces of DNA evidence.
One (1) letter of confession detailing your murder of your former OR current employer.

OR:

Two to Nineteen (2-19) body parts of your enemies OR debtors.
One (1) audiotape detailing how Project EVIL was involved in the deaths of your enemies OR eliminating your current debt situation.
One (1) audiotape player.

If you wish to join project EVIL, please the brochure and fill out the 'Desire to join project EVIL' form. Place the form in the envelope and stick the three (3) stamps in the top-right corner. Placing the stamps anywhere else on the envelope will disqualify your form for acceptance. If you do not wish to join Project EVIL, please wait one to three (1-3) business days for your appointment with the Sniper Squad.

- The Shadowy Cabal of Bankers, Politicians and Folk Artists (tm)

Spoiler: Project EVIL Brochure (click to show/hide)

What is Project EVIL?
Project EVIL is a subsidiary of The Shadowy Cabal of Bankers, Politicians and Folk Artists (tm). It's purpose is to train highly elite terrorist units for deployment into urbanized areas, to spread terror, destroy local infrastructure, and channel money into The Shadowy Cabal of Bankers, Politicians and Folk Artists (tm) and members of Project EVIL.

What are the advantages of joining Project EVIL?
Upon joining Project EVIL you will receive intense training by professionals in a wide variety of fields, before focusing your studies in areas that particularly interest you. After surviving six (6) years of training, you will become a full-fledged member of Project EVIL. Members receive full dental and medical benefits, and keep a large portion of any money they earn on their missions. In between missions members may use the extensive transportation system open to Project EVIL member to travel the world in style. While members receive no paychecks from The Shadowy Cabal of Bankers, Politicians and Folk Artists (tm), the high demand for members ensures that a mission is always a mid-night kidnapping away. Additionally, if you apply before January 14, you will receive a tote-bag in your choice of three (3) colours: red, blue and green.

What will happen if I don't choose to join Project EVIL?
An appointment with the Sniper Squad will be filled for you. Expect them to arrive within one to three (1-3) business days.

What is The Shadowy Cabal of Bankers, Politicians and Folk Artists (tm)?
A cabal of bankers, politicians and folk artists who secretly control the world.

That wasn't very helpful.
If you wish to know more, an appointment with the Sniper Squad can be filled out for you.

Can you at least tell me what folk artists have to do with bankers and politicians?
Our founder really liked folk music, alright? Now do you want that appointment or not?

No thank you.
That's what I thought.

Spoiler: Form (click to show/hide)

Name: ______________________________________ (Honorific, if applicable: ___________)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:________________________________________________________
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Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: _________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about: ________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
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What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
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What previous job experience (if any) do you have? ____________________________________
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Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head) ____________________________________
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If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field: ________________________________________________________
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If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

(If you can't tell, this will not be a serious forum game)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Accepted applicants for the thirty-second class of Project EVIL:
Gerald Root
Zack Daniels
Mr. Darius De Pershen
Xavier de Rocheford
Alexander Zane
Alexander Wyane
Greybeard Robert Sheriden
Prof. Kane Wilson

Accepted applicants for the thirty-third class of Project EVIL:
Esquire Xavier Omon
John Evly
Sargent Rick
Capt Joun Quire
Yayyyy Jessie is Our Name What is Yours?
John Smith

Accepted applicants for the thirty-fourth class of Project EVIL:
Karl Berlintz

Spoiler: Energy and Turn Formatting (click to show/hide)

The game is divided into two parts: Turns and Blow-By-Blow. A turn represents several hours of work by a character, and uses a point of energy for doing so. For the game to advance, every character must submit orders for a turn. Sample things you can do during a turn:
Explore an area.
Rob a building.
Make items.
Search for items to purchase.
Search for people to sell items to.
etc.

Blow-By-Blow occurs when a character does something that can be resolved in less than an hour (Speaking, some fight sequences etc.). The player or GM can initiate a Blow-By-Blow sequence. Blow-By-Blow sequences end when:
The player posts a turn.
A fight is resolved.
The GM decides that it's gone on long enough and counts the entire thing as a turn.

Once energy reaches zero, then a character can't perform any more turns or enter Blow-By-Blow sequences. Instead, they must spend the turn resting and recovering. Resting recovers energy. How much depends on the character's access to food/bedding. Generally,a character with food and a bed can recover all their energy points. A character with only food or a bed can recover up to half their total energy (rounded up). A character with neither can recover only a point. Characters with large amounts of energy points may need more items to fully recover their energy. If a character has no regular access to food or a bed, they will automatically search for food and a bed during the turn in which they rest. If they have enough money and can find it, they may purchase food or a room. Energy levels may not need to be at zero for a character to rest.

Spoiler: Innovation Points (click to show/hide)

Innovation points represent a character's ability to be creative and, well, innovated. Innovation points are used in one of two ways.

In combat, innovation points may be used when attempting an action that utilizes the character's environment or situation in a (semi) unique way. The action will always succeed, but its effects will not necessarily be what you'd thought they be. Using an innovation point in combat is decided by the GM. Examples of using an innovation point in combat include:
Jumping off a ledge to land on an enemy above.
Swing from a rope to knock a bunch of enemies down.
Shooting an object to set off a chain reaction/Rube Goldberg-like device.
Using the enemy's weapons to hurt their user.
Getting enemies to accidentally attack each other.

Innovation points may also be used when creating items. The items become named items, which makes them more effective and gives them additional effects. For example, a character may make a named pistol that has four barrels and can fire multiple times per round. Making a named item locks up innovation points. Those points can't be used in combat or to make another item until the named item is destroyed. Named items that are consumable/usable can be made multiple times, without locking innovation points. However, instead of destroying the item to regain the innovation points, the blueprint of the item must be forgotten, preferably as the reward of some sort of complicated quest. Using an innovation point to create a named item is always a choice by the player.

Innovation points are recovered whenever a character rests.

Spoiler: Weapon Stats (click to show/hide)

DMG: The amount of damage that a weapon causes in a single combat round.
RoF: The amount of ammo used in a single combat round. Unless noted otherwise, an attack with a gun is a single attack, no matter how high the RoF is. With a DMG of 1 and a RoF of 10,000, a gun will still only do 1 point of damage a round. Having less ammo than the RoF will reduce ACC.
ACC: The accuracy of a weapon vs. a target in cover. A target that is not in cover will always be hit by a ranged weapon. For melee weapons, the ACC is the chance of hitting your target while not being shot up too badly. Moving out of cover will always give melee weapons an ACC of 100%, which is useful against single targets.
CAP: The ammo capacity of a weapon. 0 means that the weapon doesn't use any ammo.
Special: The special effects of the various weapons. Not all are good.

[Dwarmin]

Note: Subject highlighted choices with green marker instead of circling them. Sniper Squad is a go?

Name: Gerald Root (Honorific, if applicable: ___________)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other:
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:I, Gerald Root, am not only the suavest spy South of Singapore, but I'm also a tireless crusader for making myself rich at the expense of my employers!

Literally. I've been in the NSA, KGB, DTA, NPSCA, AATD, LHFD and CIS. Betrayed them all. Got rich, then spent all the blood money in a year or so, usually gambling and pretty women.

Why should you trust me? Because, I was able to betray them all without getting caught, after years of successful missions to rise myself in the ranks-I'm the best of the best, especially in manipulation. And I'll surely betray you, but the question is how much can you get from me before I disappear? Cause I can help you...if you're willing to take the gamble...

Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Revolvers and Shotgun-most of my work is up close. Then again, you'd be surprised how effective a weapon a martini and  warm smile can be.
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about: ________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________

Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
Like I said, betrayed every one of my employers and, never lost a minute sleep. Probably has to do with my childhood, where my father AND mother were also spies, and they only met during Christmas for Holiday firefights. Which I took place in...good times. Is it so hard to believe that their tempestous relationship made me a hopeless romantic? Cause, I still believe I'll find the person for me one day-perhaps she'll hold the blade that will end my life...and perhaps she'll choose not to use it? Ah a man can hope, can't he?

As for rampages, I've gone on those when assassins target my paramores. Never fast enough to save them, but fast enough to get bloody revenge while screaming at the sky. Make every day count though, that's what matters.

What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
Set Explosives on the doors (and windows!). Sleep under the bed if I'm not with anyone. Keep dummies of myself scattered around the apartment to foil observation attempts.

What previous job experience (if any) do you have? Once upon a time, Gerald Root was a Transporter-I drove around...all sorts of things, and didn't ask what or why. I'm a good driver, you know...the best. Helps to make a dramatic escape.

Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head) Probably gambling away all my earnings I made in the last 15 years. While pulling off a heist of the Casinos vault.

But, Money isn't the point.

It's the rush of knowing I'm better than them.
If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field: Eh, Mom and Dad are still alive, but I don't need to ask for you to spare them-they're so under the radar by now no one can find them anyway.

Also, I'm generating a list of my personal relationships that lasts from 40 minutes to 3 months. I'd prefer you leave all of these women alone. Or else. See attached file.
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive.

If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[USEC_OFFICER]

Note: Subject highlighted choices with green marker instead of circling them. Sniper Squad is a go?

After much internal debate, firefights and brutal murders, highlighting choices with a green marker has been deemed acceptable.

[adwarf]

Name: Zack Daniels (Honorific, if applicable: ___________)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad: My previous occupation was that of an Assassin. I was a Hunter for targets of the rich, and powerful. I do everything for the sole sake of money, and my expertise always goes to the highest bidder. I do my job for the right price, but I will ask questions if I want. Those who threatened me died after I took their money, and that of their opponents.

Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Sniper Rifles, and Bladed Weapons
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about: ________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
Just hurry up, and get it done. The more time you waste the more money I lose.

What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
Tripwires, Flashbang Traps, Hidden Tunnel, Spiked Pits, you know just the average stuff.

What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
I'm an Assassin what do you think?

Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
Same as usual getting paid for a job, and finishing it. Pulling the trigger, and ... *poof* targets gone.

If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field: No parents to begin with, but good luck trying to kill my teacher you unlucky saps.

If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[Doomshifter]

Name: Darius De Pershen (Honorific, if applicable: Mr. )
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:
Artist and artisan by profession, sculpting porcelain dolls for sweet little children. Murderer and torturer of surgical precision by hobby, sculpting lumps of flesh from those who are neither sweet, nor children.
Raised in family of doll-makers. Always taught to be precise, always taught to be discrete. Parents were never quite satisfied with the quality of my work. Parents were cut into exactly 18 pieces each and disposed of in incinerator. Sent to orphanage. Teased for slight figure. 3 orphans were used to test new knife. Procedures lasted 12 hours, 3 hours and 6 hours. Cause of death in all cases was blood loss.
Left orphanage. Went back into doll-making. Used bothersome customers as means to satisfy curiosity for human pain limits.
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Surgical knives, bonesaws, scalpels, cattle prod, syringes of various nerve-agents and neurotoxins.
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Computer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
Personality is cold, calculating, little room for emotion. Caring only shown for nice children. Empathy levels are low. Likelyhood of 'ballistic rampage' is zero.
What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
Windows are protected with reinforced steel mesh, workshop is booby-trapped, single entrance to workshop/home is titanium, with three deadlocks, locked at night.

What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
29 humans, all adult or teenaged, mostly male, are dead at my hand.
I am also good at making porcelain dolls. The lifelike hair is my specialty. I use...
I thought I'd save you the trouble of reading through how he makes the hair, boss. There were at least several pages dedicated to it, one of them about eyelashs. Never knew there was that much to it though!

Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
In exactly 15 years from now, I will likely be either asleep or working on a customer order.

If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:
The window key is under the third gnome from the left of the front door.

If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[vagel7]

Name: Xavier de Rocheford (Honorific, if applicable: )
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other:
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:A rogue agent working for money. I have no moral codes and I do not ask questions, just do the job that I am given, working for the highest bidder. I am discrete, but quite a womanizer, I also enjoy a drink or two at any given period.
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Pistols,rifles, automated firearms, explosives, knives, swords, biological and virological weapons.
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about:
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
A suave womanizer, professional and calm
What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
Booby traps, titanium door with 6 locks and 3 inch thick metal walls, all the windows are bulletproof. There is also a panic room that has an armoury in it and which has it's own communication channels and oxygen, food and water supplies.
What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
Countless terrorism missions and working for arms dealers. I also worked for the IMF before Ghost protocol was activated.
Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
Being the richest, best and most wanted man in my occupation.
If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[King DZA]

Name: Alexander Zane(Honorific, if applicable: ___________)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:(the writing appears very messy and scrawled)Manhunter, seems to be an appropriate title. I don't usually see too many people out in my part of the woods. But when they do come around, I make sure not to let them go to waste. Figure your little organization here could give me some more...opportunities than my current location does.
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Machete, hunting knife, meat cleaver, various forms of trapping.
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about:
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
I'd consider myself to be quite a cheerful fellow. And very creative, too. I fancy myself to be quite a nice cook, and thoroughly enjoy trying new things. I've lived most of my life in the deep woodlands, next to nature and all its beauty. Some might see my dwelling and call it a shack. But to me, it's home. Wouldn't change it for a thing in the world.
What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
Heh, if they can find me, I'd let them in myself. Don't get too much company these days, and I would love to have them stay for dinner.
What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
Yeah, I've been hired for my services a few times. I'm quite good at tracking things down. I'm also quite good at making sure some things are never found again. Apparently those skills are useful to people other than myself.
Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
Enjoying life the same way I have all the years before. Suits me perfectly, so no need to change it.
If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:
My parents left this earth a long time ago. Nothing nasty, though. Luckily, old age got them before anything else could. I do try to visit my brother, from time to time, but it's a 2 day hike to get out to town, so it's not very often. Also, will you supply free meals, or should I pack my own lunch?
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue Green

[mcclay]

Name: Alexander Wyane(Honorific, if applicable: ___________)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad: Ia Shub niggurath, Ia Yog shoth, I will kill the idoits who seek to prevent my masters aims!!! (this was an excrept of the subject preparing to raid a New England police station who was invesgating his cult)
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes   No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: sacfrical knives, assulat rifles, improvised weaponry,my precious fire ax
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about:
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
I serve the Outer gods, I kill all in thier name, THE INFEDIELS MUST DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!. However we need money and more men, this seems like a good way to do it.What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
We often hide in may places when the police were after us. If these kidnappers find me they'll realize what my precious fire ax can do...What previous job experience (if any) do you have?
Leading my own cult of faithful, usually involving killing troublesome police and detectives.Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head)
Leading the cult of the Outer Gods, Trying to find Randolph Carter.If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:
What loved ones, if I really did not want to die I coud rell people how the Innsmouth cult got their gold...If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: red

[The Fool]

I have to get in on this. This doesn't have to be serious does it?

Name: _Robert_Sheriden________________________ (Honorific, if applicable: _Greybeard_)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:_I was a banker at Crimson Assurance. After a hostile take over of the
company we murdered our former employers with paper holders, and filing cabinets. We took another_
accounting firm by surprise and dove in through their windows. They didn't stand a chance with their_
TI-83s. After we sacked and raided the firm of all its assets we escaped to the subways where we___
set up an underground accounting firm. We want our firm to be a part of EVIL.____________________
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Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: _Swords, knives, and makeshift explosives.__________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about: _____________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
Consider investing in potash, firearms, diamonds, and orange juice. Those products will be popular this
year. ________________________________________________________________________________
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What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
We set up claymore mines around the parameter of our base to save on billable hours. We also have 
volunteer accountants to act as watchmen in case something goes wrong._______________________
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What previous job experience (if any) do you have? Since the first hostile takeover, I've bankrupt 3__
companies, and decreased the productivity of accountants everywhere with the attacks.___________
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Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head) Personally, I can see myself calculating my____
savings while I'm out vacationing, but it will most likely be spent extorting money from foreign  ______
businesses. ___________________________________________________________________________
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If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field: If you see my mum, tell her I said hello. She's a dear old lady._______
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[MonkeyHead]

Name: Kane Wilson (Honorific, if applicable: Prof.)

Gender (Circle one): Male 

For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:Physics graduate, PhD in Hypervelocity Kinematics of Ferrous Solids. Senior researcher, BAE systems. Security clearance went right to the top, higher than most heads of state. One of a small number of BAE employees who had access to all top secret projects. Under investigation for industrial espionage at time of contact.
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Theoretically, yes. Practically, no.

If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: Involved heavilty in the development for next gen gauss rifle system, both upscaling it for vehicle use and downscaling for use as a general purpose infantry weapon. ALso involved in early prototyes of plasma based weaponary. I am not willing to disclose at this stage where BAE systems aquired some more interesting bits of technology involved in both projects.

If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about:Knives. Knives are cool.

Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:

I like to take risks. Risks keep me sharp.

What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)

I tend to work at night anyway...

What previous job experience (if any) do you have?

They would deny it if you asked them, but most of the worlds intelligence services have had at least one rather large email from me containing some kind of schematic in exchange for cash, protection or future favours. I doubt anyone could prove that however...

Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head) In some kind of positive deniablity facility, as some kind of kept mind.

If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field:

I know too much to be safe, but know enough to be valuable to be kept alive.

If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red

[monk12]

How many applicants are you taking for the position? In any event, I'll file my application for review once the current crop of trainees is sufficiently depopulated, and so I can observe the hilarity. Also so I can get the tote bag!

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Name: ____Xavier_Omon_______________________ (Honorific, if applicable: Esquire_)
Gender (Circle one): Male  Female  Other: ___________________________________________
For safety reasons a full background check is conducted on your person. However, this
background check is only 99.99% effective. What is your background before applying
for Project EVIL? Failure to fully disclose your background will result in an
appointment with Sniper Squad:________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
I am a successful lawyer and resident martial artist of Goldman & Bridzle, Attorneys at law, responsible
for problem cases and damage control, especially Supernatural and Conspiracy related_____________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Do you have any knowledge of firearms or other forms of weaponry? Yes  No
If you answered Yes, list the specific weapons: _Staff (both Quarter and Half styles,) Nunchaku,____
_________________________________________Shuriken and Ponzi-Madoff style Martial Arts_______
If you answered No, list which weapons you would like to learn more about: ________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Project EVIL uses a JONES 2.9 Competer to sort applicants into the different courses
and areas of study. The calculations are based on your background, personality and
likelihood of going on a ballistic rampage before receiving your first mission. If you
desire to give your input to JONES, please enter that information into the following:
_____________________________________________________________________________________
____This sentence is a lie________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
What precautions do you take to avoid midnight kidnappings? (Failure to fill out this
field could result in the loss of loved ones OR an appointment with the Sniper Squad)
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Several yards of red tape and pre-filled cease and desist orders________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
What previous job experience (if any) do you have? ____________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Ten years Goldman & Bridzle, Six years Madoff Dojo of Lawyerly Arts____________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Where do you see yourself in fifteen years? (Besides being a part of Project EVIL OR
lying under five feet of dirt with a bullet in your head) ____________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Fabulously wealthy and operating own Dojo_________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
If you wish to add additional information OR plead for your life/loved ones, please
enter it into the following field: ________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
I was pleased to find seven discrete, yet identifiable, pieces of Mr. Erwin Goldman Esq, as I had little_
intention of repaying the twelve dollars I owe him after last week's Poker Night and his complaints had
grown most irritating. It is the little touches such as this that make my prospective employment such
an attractive proposition.________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________
If you applying before January 14, please choose which colour of tote-bag you wish
to receive. If you are applying after January 14, leave this field blank if you do
not wish to receive an appointment with the Sniper Squad: Red  Blue  Green

[USEC_OFFICER]

Enough application sheets have been received to begin training the thirty-second class of members for Project EVIL. Any applicants who wish to join the thirty-second class must make an appointment with Sniper Squad. Applications for the thirty-third class are currently being accepted.

[vagel7]

What?

[monk12]

Read: Enough players for now, future applicants are waitlisted.