We're five turns in and Gods are already getting involved?!
Turn 5 - Light of LumithosTame the beast.
(...) "Bow down to your creator, creature of the void!" ...The monstrosity doesn't slow down.
Flee! To the back of the building, near an exit. Search for some music on the radio and perform my post-fleeing warm-down and stretch routine with my pain-poms.
(...) You run to the back door of the tavern and burst through! Actually that was the front door and now you're in the path of the rampaging abomination.
Flee with Hilda to the back of the building. Pray to the gods for the power to dispel undead/necromancy!
(...) It was that despicable necromancer! You knew something like this would happen, his kind are nothing but trouble! You run to the back of the tavern cellar and crouch in the dim light, clasping your hands in prayer.
"O my Lord, I call upon thee! Lumithos! God of Light! Give me the power to stop the forces of darkness!"
HARK! Do not fear mortal, thou art in the presence of the Light of Salvation. Be thee righteous of heart? Dost thou wisheth to become a vessel of my power?!"Yes, Milord."
To wield the Holy Light of Lumithos, thou must swear thyself utterly to it. Thou must taketh an oath to uphold the Virtues Nine!"Look, you know what, I already know the virtues, so if we could just-"
Witness, mortal, the power of Lumithos!The ceiling of the cellar blows apart as a beam of holy light penetrates the roof of the tavern! Golden light surrounds you, flowing through and becoming one with your being. You rise up, a disciple of Lumithos.
Attempt to hide on top of the roof.
(...) You crouch down on the roof, holding down your hat. The abomination doesn't appear to have seen you. Suddenly, a massive bolt of pure light slams through the roof and sprays debris in every direction!
"For the love of Nist Akath, what now?!"
You spin around and approach it. A foot-wide yellow beam of what appears to be condensed light seems to have shot down from the heavens into the tavern. You can faintly hear a voice of booming authority, which seems to come from every direction at once. Then, all at once, the light ceases and you hear a soft hum below.
Run outside.
(...) You run outside from outside. Congratulations. The hulking abomination runs straight at you!
(ATT) (DEF) The abomination swings at James's head, and he leans right into the attack! The creature slices him across the chest and bitch slaps him across the face, sending him flying into a pile of barrels and leaving large gashes on his head and chest!
(ATT) (DEF) The abomination continues charging forward, biting at Hilda! She fakes it out at the last second, however, diving to the side!
(ATT) (DEF) At last, the monstrosity reaches Derm and tries to ram straight into him! He too dodges to the side however, taunting the creature in a lost tongue of the ancients.
Fntaaag'tna!Status
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Hilda J Gherkin PhD
(Agent Rouge)BioLocation: Outside the tavern
Inventory: A large wrench |
Sexy Catsuit | Radio |
Pain-PomsWounds: [HP:100/100]Skills: Misc. Object Usage |
One-Two Punch
Player: BullDog
Name: Zack The White
(Agent Pearl)BioLocation: Tavern cellar
Inventory: Healing herbs |
White Robes | Bandages | Bottle of Booze
Wounds: [HP:100/100]Skills: First Aid |
Light of Lumithos |
Incandescent Orb
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm
(Agent Fuchsia)BioLocation: Outside the tavern
Inventory: Tome of Eldritch Lore |
Black Robes |
Ritual Dagger |
Booze BottleWounds: [HP:97/100]Skills: Necromancy |
Raise Minion |
Morph Undead
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Fekod "The Master Explodinator"
(Agent Pewter)BioLocation: Tavern roof
Inventory: Old Faithful | Plastic Explosives x1 | Funky Hat | Leather Trench Coat | Eye Patch | Tabasco Sauce |
Hard LiquorWounds: [HP:100/100] Missing Left EyeSkills: Explosives Expert
Player: micelus
Name: Baron James Ostal
(Agent Heliotrope)BioLocation: Outside the tavern
Inventory: Skeleton Key | Balaclava |
Cloak | Grappling Hook
Wounds: [HP:81/100] Heavy Bruising |
Light Bleeding |
Heavy Bleeding x2Skills: Master Thief