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[wolfchild]

Challenge the black knight ... to a DRINKING contest

also, what does my handler do, I just wanted to have a falcon

[freeformschooler]

Challenge the black knight to his game of choice - swordplay.

[lawastooshort]

also, what does my handler do, I just wanted to have a falcon

Well, I guess he carries your falcon. He doesn't have to do anything, although in appropriate situations you can post for him to do something. He may give you a bonus in certain situations, he may also die. He is partly there for you to have some form of customisation, but I think their use will become more apparent as the game goes on.

For example, someone might say,
Calling upon his trusty Coconut Porter Patsy, Sir Alex fled the dragon with great haste.
and then I might think - aha! a speed bonus. For example.

[scriver]

Here is mine Script Characterum nowe.

Name: Sir Beadocáf Aethlearne the Rotund
Bio: A large man, both tall and wide, with long reddish hair and beard. As the shape of his body might give away, Beadocáf enjoys a good meal. And a good drink. And anything feast-related, really. Despite this affection, Beadocáf is also a rather pious man, spending a lot of his money on building churches on his land, and prefers to spare his fighting skills for when God calls upon them. His colours are red and gold, and his crest is an eagle carrying a cross. His weapon of choice is a long-shafted, knobbed mace, inscribed with the words Nutu Dei. Sometimes also called the Boar, or possible the Bore, Beadocáf is never quite sure which one people mean by it.
Retinue Member: Godewine of Norwhyiche, an old friend and monk scholar witnessing his quest for chronicling purposes.
Chivalry: 1

[Ultimuh]

In hopes of ever getting from the waiting list to the active list:

Name:
Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception
Bio:
A knight to be reckoned with. He has a trusty steed which isn't as trusted as it should be, a shiny armor which often gets soiled in combat, a great shield wich is dent bent and sligtly curled, a sparkling balde which is often ridiculed for it's sparkles.
Then there is Goofus Ridiculus, a Jester of sorts whom he can't get rid of, even tried to impale this PUNny little man with the sparkling blade, Unfortunaly he got better.
Did I mention Uriel entirely lacks depth perception?
Retinue Member:
Goofus Ridiculus, a Jester whom was originally hired to keep Uriel The Nearsighted in good mood with witty jokes and humor.
Too bad he only know horribly bad puns, and he just can't get rid of this guy no matter what he have tried.
Chivalry: 1

[lawastooshort]

Oh, I think certain foes will activate the waitlist quite hard... Or even the limb replacement request list.

Dark Age science limits transportation tech to coconut shells for this quest though, sorry, no steeds yet. Although Dark Age medicine can possibly handle limb replacement. Hmm.

Now where's that Yoink fellow?

[Ultimuh]

(Hmm.. I fear nearsightedness isn't funny enough.. Would including no depth perception be overkill?)

[lawastooshort]

Questing is a serious business, so that's not a problem. Also, Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception?

I guess it's got a tremendously pleasing ring to it, but as the person who will have to type it most I can't really encourage that sort of thing.

[Ultimuh]

Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception

So you have said and so it will be is done.

You COULD give him a shortened nickname. One that truly lives up to the Monty Pythonesque premise this RTD promises.

[lawastooshort]

Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception

So you have said and so it will be is done.

You COULD give him a shortened nickname. One that truly lives up to the Monty pythonesque premise this RTD promises.

Sir Uriel The Entirely Lacking? Anyway, the idea of having promise to live up to makes me feel quite pressured. I may flee to Brazil rather than continue. I'll certainly go and rewrite the next turn.

[Ultimuh]

Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception

So you have said and so it will be is done.

You COULD give him a shortened nickname. One that truly lives up to the Monty pythonesque premise this RTD promises.

Sir Uriel The Entirely Lacking? Anyway, the idea of having promise to live up to makes me feel quite pressured. I may flee to Brazil rather than continue. I'll certainly go and rewrite the next turn.

edit: nevermind

reedit: Uhm.. we forgot to change this part:

Retinue Member:
Goofus Ridiculus, a Jester whom was originally hired to keep Uriel The Nearsighted in good mood with witty jokes and humor.

[lawastooshort]

Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception

So you have said and so it will be is done.

You COULD give him a shortened nickname. One that truly lives up to the Monty pythonesque premise this RTD promises.

Sir Uriel The Entirely Lacking? Anyway, the idea of having promise to live up to makes me feel quite pressured. I may flee to Brazil rather than continue. I'll certainly go and rewrite the next turn.

edit: nevermind

reedit: Uhm.. we forgot to change this part:

Retinue Member:
Goofus Ridiculus, a Jester whom was originally hired to keep Uriel The Nearsighted in good mood with witty jokes and humor.

Fixed that. Also, I'm tired. Did I miss something about the earlier part of the post that I should nevermind about?

[Ultimuh]

Sir Uriel Ultim The Entirely Lacking in Depth Perception

So you have said and so it will be is done.

You COULD give him a shortened nickname. One that truly lives up to the Monty pythonesque premise this RTD promises.

Sir Uriel The Entirely Lacking? Anyway, the idea of having promise to live up to makes me feel quite pressured. I may flee to Brazil rather than continue. I'll certainly go and rewrite the next turn.

edit: nevermind

reedit: Uhm.. we forgot to change this part:

Retinue Member:
Goofus Ridiculus, a Jester whom was originally hired to keep Uriel The Nearsighted in good mood with witty jokes and humor.

Fixed that. Also, I'm tired. Did I miss something about the earlier part of the post that I should nevermind about?

Yer all done. ^_^
Now, pick up that banana and charge at me!

edit: Or don't, I just feel I'm in a Monty Pythonish mood at the moment. 

[Yoink]

Sorry, was asleep! The timezones, man, the timezones!

Sir Keardwall shall stride foward, his craggy features glaring at this miscreant, and support his brave companion Sir Feynard in his challenge.
Possibly giving a few entirely unhelpful tips and tricks regarding swordplay, since well, he knows no-one is as good with a blade as he!

[Theodolus]

I will most definitely join this via the ever noble waiting list! I'll put up a character sheet soon now.

Name: Sir Theodore Hughes the Vigilant
Bio: When Sir Theodore was still but a young boy he was constantly tripping over things, finding new ways to blunder in to inanimate objects and generally being a nuisance to those around him. For this he was given the sarcastic nickname 'Vigilant', which unfortunately stuck after achieving knighthood. Despite his inability to walk a straight line while stone cold sober he is loyal and always willing to head in to danger in order to help his friends. He is proficient with the morning star and shield, and has a very large streak of romanticism in his blood. His colors are green and gold and his crest is a green stag in front of a golden tree on a black background.
Retinue Member: Fauntleroy the Squire. For some unknown reason this young boy was entrusted into Sir Theodore's care for training in the knightly way of chivalry. A young chap of approximately 14 years, he's a bit scrawny to be wielding that dagger, isn't he?
Chivalry: 1