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[Eктωρ]

Speaking about blood, I noticed my adventuress is literally covered in blood, I have 7 PAGES of blood spatters in the inventory. Does blood spill when I do nasty things to the throats of my enemies? If so I know why.

[Broseph Stalin]

Lately I've been into going into towns ninja style, I sneak up behind people and stealth kill them. Grab the throat with my arm, grab their knife with my hand, throw them to the ground, take control of it and stab them in the chest. If I don't hit the heart I slit the throat.

If I do it right they don't have a chance to respond.

[Urist Da Vinci]

Disembowel them, sever their guts, then watch them run around with no intestines until they die. I sometimes collect the guts as trophies.

I once tried this several times until I was able to pick up the guts. Unfortunately the game doesn't recognize objects like guts, rope, or whips as flexible, so I couldn't strangle people with their own guts. Had to settle for beating to death with own intestines.

[acepie413]

I just strangled some hapless villager, wrestled the knife out of their hand, then tore apart their clothes until I could access their throat. Then, I cut open their throat, before promptly lopping off all of the fingers on their right hand. Also, I cut off their ears, and as I was scratching their eyes out they bled to death.
Good times.

[Jacob/Lee]

I used to love killing by slashing all their limbs off, but after I tackled down the bear that ripped off my right (sword) hand then killed him by slamming my shield into the side of his skull Spartan style I think I found a new favorite.

[Broseph Stalin]

I just strangled some hapless villager, wrestled the knife out of their hand, then tore apart their clothes until I could access their throat. Then, I cut open their throat, before promptly lopping off all of the fingers on their right hand. Also, I cut off their ears, and as I was scratching their eyes out they bled to death.
Good times.

I amp up the knives so they hold their own as actual weapons. Of course Fun works both ways, I can't tell you how many times I've lost a limb to a carving knife.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

Paralyze them, make them pass out.

When that happens, bite out their eyes, fingers, nose, toes and ears. Then walk away.

[SirAaronIII]

Remove wepon and stab them in the legs so their bones get all chipped and they pass out. Basically do whatever I want after that, ranging from smacking them in the head with something stupid like a -cougar bone amulet- to carefully removing limbs from the hands/feet up.

[acepie413]

What I find is amazing is (with the Genesis mod) to cut off their phallus, then pick it up and bludgeon them to death with it.

[UristMcHuman]

I have about 4 or 5 ways to kill:

Ninja style: Jump behind a tree, (S)neak, shoot an enemy, hoping he'll pass out, if he does, I walk up to him and stab his/her head open. I then take useful and practical items.

Assassination: Go up to the doors of a fortress that does not belong to my home civ, camp out there till nightfall, start (S)neaking again, go into the keep, go up to the usual flashing purple guy, and stab his/her throat. I follow with looting.

Barbarian warrior: Go straight up to a random enemy and swing my axe or two-handed sword at their upper body. Once they pass out, I hack/slash their heads (hopefully off).

Standard military attack: Slashing with longswords, stabbing with spears or shortswords, keeping my distance with bows ONLY.

Caveman attack: Hurl rocks at the enemy and begin whacking/kicking them until they pass out. Then I grab their weapon and kill them with it.

[Xotano]

breaking all limbs stripping the target of all there clothes and punching them in the chest till they suffocate or i punch a hole through there heart

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Its almost surprising how often I am terrified by the DF forums...

[Xotano]

Its almost surprising how often I am terrified by the DF forums...

yea, isnt is great

[bombzero]

I bite out the throats. Works well against almost anything human-sized or smaller.

Not so well vs dragons and hydras.

i bit out a dragons throat once,
it then smashed my.... everything.

[UristMcHuman]

Its almost surprising how often I am terrified by the DF forums...

Welcome to Dwarf Fortress, Urist McDwarfFortress.