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[Aleksander]

Stab in the gut until they fall over then kick the skull in. The corpse is good for throwing at the friends. Bonus if it gets lodged somewhere.

[exolyx]

I call it a snowman, Cut off the legs and break the arms. the arms are now straggly sticks, if they survive to this point obtain a broomstick (or spear, whichever is available) and make them hold it. If they refuse to hold it, jam it into their hand until they do. Leave for display.

[Aleksander]

1 word: Intestines. Last adventurer had duel wield ogre intestines, and a bag filled with non-awesome intestines that I chuck at things at a distance. Surprisingly, intestines are quite powerful.

It's a shame you can't use them to strangle.

[Lord Dakoth]

I usually mace-bash my foes in the legs/lower body till they fall over, then kick them in the head. It's brutal, but I enjoy imagining my adventurer screaming "And a BOOT TO THE HEAD!" as the contents spray all over the scenery.

[kaenneth]

Thanks to this thread reminding me of the scene in 'Rejected' where a guys beats another guy with his (the beatee's) own guts, I checked the bitter films website, and spotted the local show next week; would have missed it otherwise, yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MuOvqeABHvQ#t=237s