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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673418 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3255 on: November 12, 2012, 11:53:06 pm »
Be flung off the tower and explode.

WWUD if he was immortal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3256 on: November 12, 2012, 11:59:46 pm »
Become U.R.I.S.T. in a sealed room with lots of levers. Alternatively, become a key part of a computer.

WWUD if Dwarves could fire lasers from their EYES?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3257 on: November 13, 2012, 12:02:05 am »
Become blind because the modders forgot to make his retinas lazer-resistant.

WWUD if he became the overseer.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3258 on: November 13, 2012, 12:04:05 am »
Create the greatest tantrum Spiral in Dwarf Fortress history.
 
Actually, that still applies.

Create the greatest tantrum Spiral in Dwarf Fortress history.

WWUD if goblins could shoot lasers from their eyes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3259 on: November 13, 2012, 06:54:30 am »
as Gobo's are short sighted: it would be a flashlight: so slaughter fo said goblins with their flashlights are in order

wwud if she was changed to a elf for a day as punishment for killing all the miners with that magma flood: and there are no near by weapons: but the elf is easily persuaded.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3260 on: November 13, 2012, 08:57:25 am »
Persuade herself to jump into a dwarven soldiers line of fire.

WWUD if her head was a bomb?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3261 on: November 13, 2012, 09:35:05 am »
Suffocate, as he no longer has a mouth.

WWUD if he was the second coming of Jesus of Nazareth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3262 on: November 13, 2012, 01:25:57 pm »
Quote from: Detahramet on November 13, 2012, 09:35:05 am
WWUD if he was the second coming of Jesus of Nazareth?
Turn water to wine. Starting with the ocean. He would also inadvertently pull a Lazarus and would have to wrestle with Zombie Whales. Drunk Zombie Whales.

What would Urist do if he had been elected as the President of the United States of America in the 2012 election?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3263 on: November 13, 2012, 03:03:20 pm »
"You see those people who refuse to work? Dump them in magma."
"That would be considered a form of Cruel and Unusual Punishment."
"I don't care!"

WWUD if his opponent was an elf?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3264 on: November 13, 2012, 04:10:26 pm »
Run a campaign based on a technology platform. Who's gonna care about the well-being of the planet if we can spontaneously create matter and energy?

WWUD if the technology approach wasn't working?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3265 on: November 13, 2012, 04:15:00 pm »
Elfs are monsters.

WWUD if he learned that rocks make crappy mechanisms?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3266 on: November 13, 2012, 04:44:34 pm »
Whine that there's not enough metal to make mechanisms from.

WWUD if the overseer wanted her to stand in a chamber full of spiky traps?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3267 on: November 13, 2012, 05:26:29 pm »
Go do it. His friends do it all the time.

WWUD if he was tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3268 on: November 13, 2012, 09:13:34 pm »
Apply magma from orbit. Twice. It's the only way to be sure.

WWUD if !!undead lungfish!! flew down from the heavens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3269 on: November 13, 2012, 09:37:53 pm »
Capture them, then tether them to make a flying fortress.

WWUD if flying fortress?
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