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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673413 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3270 on: November 13, 2012, 09:47:09 pm »
Fall due to it not being attached to anything

WWUD if he had the TARDIS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3271 on: November 14, 2012, 03:43:02 am »
What do you mean WWUD? Have you forgotten the Series 5 finale?

What would you do with a drunken Urist?
What would you do with a drunken Urist?
What would you do with a drunken Urist, early in the morning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3272 on: November 14, 2012, 06:32:30 am »
Chuck him in the spike room till he's sober.
Give 'im a dose of carp and water.
Shave his beard with a rusty razor.
Early in the morning.


WWUD if boats were implemented and he could be a pirate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3273 on: November 14, 2012, 06:52:29 am »
get murdered by the elfs super boat: as all sentient beings now that elfs can make super boats.

what whould urist do if  an elf drank drink: a sun-berrie one too: and then the elf fell over from being drunk.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3274 on: November 14, 2012, 07:55:47 am »
Well even a dwarfling can outdrink the oldest of elves, however even the youngest of dwarfs harbours a distrust of elves.  The solutions is to smash the hand of the elf to see if its faking.  If they are drunk they;; think they did it to themselves, and if not than they are lying curs anyway.

WWUD if obesity could happen to a lazy dwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3275 on: November 14, 2012, 08:30:10 am »
Additional tissue layers of fat = more protection from attacks. Draft the lazy dorfs into the military, of course.

WWUD if the dwarven supercalculator became self aware and threatened to flood the world in magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3276 on: November 14, 2012, 04:55:18 pm »
flood the fort with water so the fort would become a giant mold.

wwud if he was the only dorf and he was in fey mood.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3277 on: November 14, 2012, 05:18:04 pm »
Obviously he'd have the right workshop built, since he's the only one around and is looking into his own interests. So, he'd grab some crap and make a trinket, and stuff it in his room later.

WWUD if the only artifact to ever grace the fortress happened to be a cat bone scepter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3278 on: November 14, 2012, 05:19:44 pm »
He would present that cat bone scepter to the mayor. Through his skull. And then drink more booze.

WWUD if he was in a world with no elves or goblins or humans? Just dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3279 on: November 14, 2012, 05:27:14 pm »
Turn the entire world into one big megaproject involving all the magma in the world.


WWUD if the dwarven government instituted Prohibition?



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3280 on: November 14, 2012, 05:30:20 pm »
A bloody revolution.  Unless the emperor dictator king was a necromancer.  Then a footnote in legends.

WWUD if an apthropologist showed up to document her ways?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3281 on: November 14, 2012, 06:42:18 pm »
Tell her to go stand in that empty room to the left. The one with the funny-looking wall.

WWUD if a psychologist attempted to study her?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3282 on: November 14, 2012, 07:47:21 pm »
Use it as an excuse to take a longer break, and tell her life story.

WWUD on the moon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3283 on: November 14, 2012, 09:55:58 pm »
Asphyxiate

WWUD if he suddenly think drinking is bad.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3284 on: November 15, 2012, 12:31:14 am »
Go and look for a sleeping legendary weaponsmith to drink from instead.

WWUD if he discovered he was actually a character in a fictional place?
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