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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673421 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3285 on: November 15, 2012, 02:00:24 am »
Blow out his trousers, and go get some new ones form the stockpile, and promptly forget what the big deal was in the first place.

WWUD if the overseer provided enough admantine clothing for everyone and their cat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3286 on: November 15, 2012, 02:08:42 am »
Longest tantrum spiral ever known in dwarven history. 'nuff said.

WWUD if he was a demon.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3287 on: November 15, 2012, 02:36:13 am »
Not much. Too much addy in the way of anything fun.

WWUD if he was legendary+5 in all skills, had created masterwork everythings, made an artifact slade sock, and killed every other being, living or not, in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3288 on: November 15, 2012, 03:04:45 am »
Become Armok, obviously.

WWUD if all drinks suddenly disappeared and all knowledge of brewing them are gone.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3289 on: November 15, 2012, 05:42:58 am »
Go to the booze stockpile and desperately try to find a drink. He finds the giant cave spider venom barrel.

WWUD if a hoard of keas descended on the food stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3290 on: November 15, 2012, 06:36:30 am »
leave plump helmets out on the sun and in a bottle: 10 seconds later drink the vapor that came out.

wwud if he was jumped by 25 nearly naked necromancers of all races and both genders.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3291 on: November 15, 2012, 09:10:02 am »
Piss about whilst ignoring them. He is a part of the military, and does have his armor assigned to be worn CONSTANTLY.

WWUD if dwarves (himself included obviously) ate sentients? Besides go to war, we do that anyways.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3292 on: November 15, 2012, 09:18:19 am »
Eat the only other civ intelligent enough to value the moutains: kobolds.

WWUD if suddenly all dwarven holds had a player-level ai controlling them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3293 on: November 15, 2012, 09:32:53 am »
...then the Dwarven race would go extinct within 3 game years.

WWUD if he could see eternity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3294 on: November 15, 2012, 09:57:44 am »
Remember Planepacked?

WWUD if he were unable to die, but his injuries would remain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3295 on: November 15, 2012, 01:46:31 pm »
Become like those immortal titans: unable to move and forever unconscious.

WWUD if Armok sieged the fort with his blooddwarfs.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3296 on: November 15, 2012, 02:54:10 pm »
Curl up under a barrel of River Spirits and cry.


WWUD If there was only one barrel of alcohol left and 100 dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3297 on: November 15, 2012, 02:56:36 pm »
Rush to get it and be trampled.

WWUD if a dragon walked into his bedroom and took a nap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3298 on: November 15, 2012, 02:58:51 pm »
Brake the bridge which said booze pile on by tantrumming

sleep in the dragons mouth

wwud if he caught a elf mining adamantine: and just as stoned as he is?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3299 on: November 15, 2012, 03:15:14 pm »
Dispose of elf via HFS hole, then quickly block it up using stone.

WWUD if Secrets of Life and Death could be found and read in fortress mode?
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