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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673389 times)

GoombaGeek

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3225 on: November 11, 2012, 03:37:55 pm »

Burn them all

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3226 on: November 11, 2012, 03:42:31 pm »

@GoombaGeek Slowly go insane.



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3227 on: November 11, 2012, 04:32:26 pm »

Show up with two other agaks, and wreck the place.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3228 on: November 11, 2012, 06:03:36 pm »

Wonder what is dwarf code anyway.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3229 on: November 11, 2012, 06:44:36 pm »

Fall over and bleed out of course, what a silly question.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3230 on: November 11, 2012, 06:47:30 pm »

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. DRINK.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3231 on: November 11, 2012, 06:50:53 pm »

Drink kill destroy crush.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3232 on: November 11, 2012, 06:53:13 pm »

Trust him. He's the Doctor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3233 on: November 11, 2012, 07:14:58 pm »

Keep going slower and slower until she eventually petrifies.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3234 on: November 11, 2012, 09:39:11 pm »

cast stone to flesh on it in order to...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3235 on: November 11, 2012, 09:47:00 pm »

Cease to exist because some overseer broke the universe.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3236 on: November 11, 2012, 10:10:23 pm »

Nothing, so long as the Urist in question isn't a child or mentally deranged....although then again, he is a dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3237 on: November 12, 2012, 08:01:30 am »

Urist the average miner would inexlicibly put a pick into each one's skull, without it getting stuck once.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3238 on: November 12, 2012, 09:25:58 am »

become china

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3239 on: November 12, 2012, 11:15:23 am »

Drill deeper. Use all the oil to make explosives. Blow up all the elves. Then blow up all the goblins.

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