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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673407 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3240 on: November 12, 2012, 01:55:49 pm »
brake brewers skull

wwud if he found her baby with no limbs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3241 on: November 12, 2012, 02:03:32 pm »
Minecart Baby.

WWUD If he was a philosopher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3242 on: November 12, 2012, 02:04:48 pm »
I do not think I !!am!! therefore I !!am!! not.

WWUD if he had seven days left to live.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3243 on: November 12, 2012, 02:06:21 pm »
STILL outlive the other dwarves.

WWUD if she had a gun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3244 on: November 12, 2012, 04:31:55 pm »
shoot one of the goblins then try and beat the others to death with it.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3245 on: November 12, 2012, 04:45:15 pm »
Use very hot water.

WWUD if Urist had the choice of beer or wine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3246 on: November 12, 2012, 04:48:36 pm »
Choose ale.

WWUD if he was a hermaphrodite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3247 on: November 12, 2012, 05:29:55 pm »
Have two beards. And a mustache. WWUD If he was Viktor Reznov?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3248 on: November 12, 2012, 06:14:28 pm »
Nothing.
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What would Urist do if he was a character in a FPS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3249 on: November 12, 2012, 06:25:46 pm »
drink beer have a beard, and make stupid mistakes like normal, but in first person while shooting things.
WWUD if he was faced with the choice of dying or having his beard cut off.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3250 on: November 12, 2012, 06:34:27 pm »
So, what's the choice other than death?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3251 on: November 12, 2012, 06:40:40 pm »
It would seem like just another day to him. Go get some beer.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3252 on: November 12, 2012, 07:55:05 pm »
Gods, overseers, nobles, they're all the same to him.

Do nothing except wait for a right moment to go berserk.

WWUD if he was a deity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3253 on: November 12, 2012, 09:04:45 pm »
Curse some random loser for defiling his temple.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3254 on: November 12, 2012, 09:08:57 pm »
Be seen drinking blood, accuse a kitten of doing it, all kittens are wiped out.

WWUD if he was standing on a bridge in a tower.
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