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jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #960 on: August 14, 2011, 05:16:12 am »
Create a giant bunny statue out of bunny skulls.

WWUD if he had telekinetic powers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #961 on: August 15, 2011, 02:47:04 am »
Use it to make several booze barrels follow him (floating) everywere

WWUD if he was trapped in a garbage chute/compactor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #962 on: August 15, 2011, 12:19:03 pm »
Stand there pondering all the great mysteries of the DF universe.  The last thing going through his head being of course the Atom Smasher.

WWUD if the garbage chute had been a magma chute?
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #963 on: August 15, 2011, 12:33:42 pm »
He would have found adamantine before dying and going to the boozehalla

WWUD if he was in the boozehalla?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #964 on: August 16, 2011, 08:08:17 am »
pass out from the dwarfyness and go into Melancholy because he couldn't find the way again

WUDD would Urist do if he was Zelda?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #965 on: August 16, 2011, 08:30:39 am »
Break rock pots the food is stored in and cut shrubs for cut gems.

WWUD if a new bar opened?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #966 on: August 16, 2011, 09:35:46 am »
Urist McDrunk cancels <insert critical task>: Organizing Party.

WWUD if she was Zelda?
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #967 on: August 16, 2011, 11:05:49 am »
Quote from: Satarus on August 16, 2011, 09:35:46 am
Urist McDrunk cancels <insert critical task>: Organizing Party.

WWUD if she was Zelda?
Marry Ganondorf because Link is a pansy Elf and Ganondorfs name ends with dorf.

WWUD if she could refine Caesium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #968 on: August 16, 2011, 07:22:43 pm »
Quote from: Zorbeltuss on August 16, 2011, 11:05:49 am
Quote from: Satarus on August 16, 2011, 09:35:46 am
Urist McDrunk cancels <insert critical task>: Organizing Party.

WWUD if she was Zelda?
Marry Ganondorf because Link is a pansy Elf and Ganondorfs name ends with dorf.

WWUD if she could refine Caesium?

Somehow splash it with water.

What would Urist do with a TARDIS?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #969 on: August 17, 2011, 11:30:05 pm »
Go back in time and teach the early Elves proper Dwarfy-ness, and how Dwarves are their allmighty gods. This would cause future him to not hate future Elves, and have no reason to go back and fix them, meaning that he never fixed them, meaning that he has a reason to go back, meaning that he fixed them, meaning that in the future he has no reason...

What would Urist's cat do if a Kobold pet her?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #970 on: August 18, 2011, 04:03:21 am »
Shout "Thief! Protect the horde from skulking filth!", then, along with the three kittens it just gave birth to, charge the kobold and make it dodge into a deep pit.

WWUD if his cat did that enough to get a name?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #971 on: August 18, 2011, 06:27:01 am »
Notice it just in time for it to get butchered for meat and FPS.

WWUD if there was a goblinsplosion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #972 on: August 18, 2011, 12:19:25 pm »
Go on a rampage. Then clean up the blood.

WWUD if he found hundreds of edible GCS eggs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #973 on: August 18, 2011, 07:19:17 pm »
Nothings. The giant cave spiderlings hatched too fast and injected venom.

What would Urist do if he had a pet giant cave spider?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #974 on: August 18, 2011, 07:21:07 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on August 18, 2011, 07:19:17 pm
What would Urist do if he had a pet giant cave spider?
Collect silk for weaving from the wild ones below. Dwarves are like that.

WWUD if his room was filled with cavy sows?
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