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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654199 times)

Audioworm333

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #930 on: August 04, 2011, 08:55:03 pm »
Get killed by them because he's too busy wondering what they are.

What would Urist do if he was another god of blood, and was battling with Armok for superiority?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #931 on: August 05, 2011, 01:19:23 am »
Decide eventually that being the God of Booze is better, turning the struggle between the two deities into relaxed companionship.

What would Urist do if his beard attempted to choke him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #932 on: August 05, 2011, 02:01:32 am »
Urist used razor blade on beard!
Its super effective!

WWUD if he meets a russian?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #933 on: August 05, 2011, 03:08:00 am »
Not a whole lot, except tell the Russians off for not brewing their vodka strong enough.

What would Urist do in Italy?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #934 on: August 05, 2011, 04:40:31 am »
Steal the recipe for pizza from humans


WWUD If he was an american scientist during the World War 2?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #935 on: August 05, 2011, 04:56:38 am »
Rage over the Government's silly choice to use atom bombs instead of magma.

What would Urist do if he was invited to a Dwarven popstar's concert as a VIP?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #936 on: August 05, 2011, 05:06:42 am »
Assasinate the elf monarch that is in the first row of seats

WWUD if he got a vial of magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #937 on: August 05, 2011, 06:36:27 am »
Pour it over the nearest dwarf, human, elf, goblin, animal, other creature of choice....

WWUD if he fiound a fort made by rhino's?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #938 on: August 05, 2011, 06:45:36 am »
Get trampled to death trying to take a sock.

WWUD if a fangirl engraved a picture of him and another male dwarf reproducing by spores?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #939 on: August 05, 2011, 06:52:26 am »
Go on a berserk rampage, killing his kids.

WWUD if he was a serial killer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #940 on: August 05, 2011, 06:54:57 am »
Kill 10 people, then realize he killed his friend, throw a tantrum, and cause a tantrum spiral.

WWUD if he had a candy warhammer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #941 on: August 05, 2011, 07:03:29 am »
Become Hammerer, the defender of justice.

What would Urist do if he was cave adapted but the only stockpile of booze was on the surface?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #942 on: August 05, 2011, 08:48:27 pm »
Get an interaction to turn vomit into booze.


WWUD if he then ran out of vomit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #943 on: August 06, 2011, 07:18:36 am »
Eat a XXFirefly brain roastXX.

WWUD if the previous owner of the fort's only adamantine sock just died? And everyone else in the fort wants it too?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #944 on: August 06, 2011, 06:59:34 pm »
Open Candy Mountain.

What would Urist do if the fortress is perfect and there is a large aquifer above the common room?
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