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MorleyDev

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #945 on: August 06, 2011, 07:06:41 pm »
Build a glass box in the common room, and punch a hole above it causing it to fill with water, then punch another hole above the aquifer so goblin prisoners can be regularly thrown into the aquifer and dwarves can entertain themselves by watching the enemy drown slowly. It wasn't perfect without drowning goblins.

What would Urist do if confronted by an army of reanimated goblin heads led by an elfish necromancer, and all he has in his possession is delicious cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #946 on: August 07, 2011, 12:58:08 am »
Inform the elf that he is killing trees by depriving them of the nutrients that the goblin bodies would have provided. Then knock the elf's head off by throwing the cheese at him.

What would Urist McLegendaryMechanic do if he had a grudge with everyone in the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #947 on: August 07, 2011, 04:03:14 am »
Use a trap. If that fails... use more trap.

What would Urist do if he came home from work early and found his son dressed up as an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #948 on: August 07, 2011, 05:07:50 am »
Quote from: Kay12 on August 07, 2011, 04:03:14 am
Use a trap. If that fails... use more trap.

What would Urist do if he came home from work early and found his son dressed up as an elf?

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What would Urist do on the moon (apart from suffocate)?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #949 on: August 09, 2011, 01:29:28 am »
Complain about the very small quantity of magma in the core and the lack of elves to apply it to. That, and die from his blood boiling away due to the lack of air pressure while being fried by the sun due to the lack of a protective atmosphere.

WWUD if he discovered an underground lake of booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #950 on: August 09, 2011, 01:34:58 am »
Urist McBoozecraver has drowned.

WWUD if he discovered these new inventions called "bread" and "nutella"?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #951 on: August 10, 2011, 04:10:34 am »
Enjoy a raw plump helmet, and later a dwarven sugar roast (made from dwarven sugar, dwarven sugar, dwarven sugar, and dwarven sugar). Yum.

WWUD if his elephant meat roast was reanimated by a necromancer while he was eating it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #952 on: August 12, 2011, 02:42:10 pm »
Smash its skull through the brain, and then throw it at the Necromacer, smashing the Necro's arm through his face. Then resume eating.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #953 on: August 12, 2011, 10:24:43 pm »
WWUD if she was deeply moved by pro-plump helmet propaganda and gave up consumption of them and all byproducts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #954 on: August 13, 2011, 01:56:32 am »
She would quickly be mobbed by her fellows for blasphemy.

What would Urist do if he broke into a cavern full of giant olms surrounding a single, shining, beautiful and tasty block of gold ore?
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Quote from: miauw62 on December 31, 2012, 04:43:51 am
That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #955 on: August 13, 2011, 01:57:58 am »
Because of his natural instincts, run to haul the gold to a stone stockpile and get killed.

WWUD if he had an ion cannon?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #956 on: August 13, 2011, 12:44:13 pm »
Atom-smash the damn heathen invention, find some magma and obliterate a human town for it's incompetence.

What would Urist do when presented with a caged, unarmed goblin, a bucket of lava and a *cat leather loincloth*?
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Quote from: miauw62 on December 31, 2012, 04:43:51 am
That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #957 on: August 13, 2011, 12:46:55 pm »
Go into a tantrum because the loincloth was made from his pet cat, destroy the cage, empty the bucket, and then beat the goblin to death with the loincloth. Then melt.

WWUD if he could fire cloth from his hands every month?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #958 on: August 14, 2011, 04:22:35 am »
Wonder why everyone runs away from him screaming "Giant cave spider!".

WWUD if he went to a party and discovered that it was being hosted by a ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #959 on: August 14, 2011, 04:39:52 am »
Carve the thing a memorial slab, then steal the booze once everyone had left.

What would Urist do if he captured a breeding pair of rabbits, and ended up with hundreds of the fluffy buggers?
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Quote from: miauw62 on December 31, 2012, 04:43:51 am
That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.
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