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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654195 times)

EveryZig

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #990 on: August 21, 2011, 09:47:40 pm »
Quote from: MenacesWithSpikes on August 21, 2011, 07:33:56 pm
WWUD if the zone his fortress was in began to run very low on wood?
Slaughter the HFS and pour a waterfall in it to make a tree farm, of course.

WWUD if he was bitten by the dread were-elf?
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Soaplent green is goblins!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #991 on: August 22, 2011, 02:11:54 am »
Chop off the arm that got bitten. Then use it to kill the were-elf.

WWUD if everyone was adopting were-cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #992 on: August 22, 2011, 02:22:46 am »
Be adopted by one, and become a were-cat himself after getting bitten.

WWUD if he was a rare, extinct in the wild, Dorf-Saiyan that could go Super Dorf-Saiyan 2?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #993 on: August 22, 2011, 08:19:09 am »
Not use it in a huge siege that he could have saved the fortress from.

What would Urist do if all the booze magically turned into water?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #994 on: August 22, 2011, 12:59:02 pm »
He'll turn water into whine.

What would Urist do if all his friends die?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #995 on: August 22, 2011, 08:36:59 pm »
Quote from: chuckthegr8 on August 22, 2011, 12:59:02 pm
He'll turn water into whine.

What would Urist do if all his friends die?

Balance out at content. On the one hand, no friends. On the other hand, no friends to share the booze with.

What would Urist do with four lyrebirds?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #996 on: August 25, 2011, 04:00:23 pm »
Force them to sing, then do a dance.

What would Urist do with the power of life and death?
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Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #997 on: August 25, 2011, 09:19:39 pm »
Get melancholy and take a lava bath, with the tablet the secrets are inscribed upon.


WWUD if he was a pony?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #998 on: August 26, 2011, 05:53:27 am »
Quote from: Dsarker on August 25, 2011, 09:19:39 pm
WWUD if he was a pony?
Kick llamas, because they're in his pasture.

WWUD if his limbs regenerated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #999 on: August 26, 2011, 06:16:13 am »
Kill a goblin siege with his left arm.

WWUD if he could spit rocks that explode on contact with an enemy?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1000 on: August 26, 2011, 06:47:32 am »
Destroy the fortress in a tantrum.


WWUD if he hit the bottom layer and there was no magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1001 on: August 26, 2011, 07:05:45 am »
Hit it harder.

What would Urist do if his cousin Urist McAdventurer told him how awesome skill throwing is?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1002 on: August 26, 2011, 05:58:34 pm »
Quote from: Kay12 on August 26, 2011, 07:05:45 am
Hit it harder.

What would Urist do if his cousin Urist McAdventurer told him how awesome skill throwing is?

Try it and kill himself trying to throw a rock.

WWUD if he had a adamantine shotgun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1003 on: August 26, 2011, 06:04:55 pm »
Try and bash people to death with it because he couldn't be bothered reloading.


WWUD if he was put into WW1?
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1004 on: August 27, 2011, 06:55:49 am »
Drink all the whiskey.

What would Urist do if he was dual-wielding two adamantine artifact swords, was a legendary swordsdwarf, and had to kill an entire goblin siege all on his own?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.
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