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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15423 times)

Ochita

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #210 on: April 11, 2011, 02:38:09 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on April 11, 2011, 02:36:52 pm
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 11, 2011, 02:23:02 pm
Quote from: adwarf on April 11, 2011, 02:22:23 pm
Gather your men, open the gates, and CHARGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. Is dumb.

No it is not dumb you need to destroy the raiders. Some men are to be left in the village to protect it but this battle is over.
No. Very VERY VERY DUMB.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #211 on: April 11, 2011, 02:39:33 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on April 11, 2011, 02:38:09 pm
Quote from: adwarf on April 11, 2011, 02:36:52 pm
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 11, 2011, 02:23:02 pm
Quote from: adwarf on April 11, 2011, 02:22:23 pm
Gather your men, open the gates, and CHARGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. Is dumb.

No it is not dumb you need to destroy the raiders. Some men are to be left in the village to protect it but this battle is over.
No. Very VERY VERY DUMB.
Cript and Ochita are right.
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adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #212 on: April 11, 2011, 02:40:14 pm »
HOW IS IT DUMB, AND IF IT IS DUMB WHY DID YOU POINT IT OUT
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #213 on: April 11, 2011, 02:41:37 pm »
They have better equipment and training.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #214 on: April 11, 2011, 02:42:13 pm »
Because ATTACKATTACKATTACK rarely works and because it's dumb.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #215 on: April 11, 2011, 02:48:06 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on April 11, 2011, 02:40:14 pm
HOW IS IT DUMB, AND IF IT IS DUMB WHY DID YOU POINT IT OUT
  • We can't be sure how many troops we have.
  • It could be an ambush.
  • Killing retreating troops will have little to no effect in the long run.
  • The towns defences is our only advantadge, we shouldn't sacrifice it just to bloody their nose a bit more.
  • Intel suggests their leader is young and inexperianced seeking glory- they may try again to save face before the day is done- we'd be sending our troops to meet them head on if so.
  • Defending the town takes priority over making sure routed troops stay routed.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #216 on: April 11, 2011, 02:52:28 pm »
Quote from: quip on April 11, 2011, 02:48:06 pm
Quote from: adwarf on April 11, 2011, 02:40:14 pm
HOW IS IT DUMB, AND IF IT IS DUMB WHY DID YOU POINT IT OUT
  • We can't be sure how many troops we have.
  • It could be an ambush.
  • Killing retreating troops will have little to no effect in the long run.
  • The towns defences is our only advantadge, we shouldn't sacrifice it just to bloody their nose a bit more.
  • Intel suggests their leader is young and inexperianced seeking glory- they may try again to save face before the day is done- we'd be sending our troops to meet them head on if so.
  • Defending the town takes priority over making sure routed troops stay routed.

Ok thanks.

@ EVERYONE THAT SAID IT WAS DUMB


SEE THATS HOW YOU SAY IT IS A BDA IDEA BY TELLING ME WHY IT WAS DUMB
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #217 on: April 11, 2011, 04:53:27 pm »
Lol adwarf's dumb.

Trolling aside:

You think about doing several stupid things, but by the time you're done pondering, the battle is over! your lizards shoot their tongues in the air! The Confederacy of Tongues walk into the town, and some of the non-combatants go out to see if anyone is still alive to take prisoner. VIVA!

You are out of combat mode.

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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #218 on: April 11, 2011, 04:56:11 pm »
Start our adventure out with a celebratory party!
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Ochita

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #219 on: April 11, 2011, 05:03:31 pm »
Set someone up in charge. Make sure that the village is safe before we go.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #220 on: April 11, 2011, 05:12:00 pm »
#1. Tend to your wounded.
#2. Capture all wounded Plizzards you can.  Ask the one with the highest rank to identify himself and take him in for interogation.
#3. Pay tribute to the Tongues for coming to your assistance with some gold and celebrations tonight.  Arrange a feast for this time next year to maintain positive diplomatic relations.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 05:13:34 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #221 on: April 11, 2011, 06:10:26 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 11, 2011, 05:12:00 pm
#1. Tend to your wounded.
#2. Capture all wounded Plizzards you can.  Ask the one with the highest rank to identify himself and take him in for interogation.
#3. Pay tribute to the Tongues for coming to your assistance with some gold and celebrations tonight.  Arrange a feast for this time next year to maintain positive diplomatic relations.
Do some hard core interrogation to get them to speak.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #222 on: April 11, 2011, 06:14:25 pm »
You order everyone not looking for prisoners to start a feast, and the leader of the Confederacy of Tongues comes to you.
"Who is the leader of this defense?"

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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #223 on: April 11, 2011, 06:15:24 pm »
Announce yourself as the leader of the defence.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #224 on: April 11, 2011, 06:21:08 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 11, 2011, 06:15:24 pm
Announce yourself as the leader of the defence.
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