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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15480 times)

Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #240 on: April 11, 2011, 08:34:34 pm »

As you think about your personal plans, your people chant your name, surround you, and throw a necklace of flowers around your head. What where did they get these flowers? You picked them all and used them in the poison solution. Huh.

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Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered in Blood)
Wood shield(Untrained)(Cut and Dented From Battle)
Sprangenhelm(Unscathed, Besides Minor Scratches and Dirt on it)
Leather Peasant Outfit(Worn)

Known locations:
Home Village(You're a Hero!)
Tang-Town(Confederacy of Tongues)(Recognition as Peasant Hero)

Status:
This is gettin a bit weird mate.

Fame:
Massive in Home Village
Minor in Tang-Town

Companions:
None
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #241 on: April 11, 2011, 08:37:22 pm »

clean equipmet, fix shield!
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"...my word is poontang." Full Metal Jacket

noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #242 on: April 11, 2011, 08:44:17 pm »

Grab Hunting Bow and Practice Arrows. Train in Bow Using.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Criptfeind

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #243 on: April 11, 2011, 09:21:27 pm »

Why do we have poison flowers around us again?

Don't breath.
Take them off.
Bathe.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #244 on: April 11, 2011, 09:32:33 pm »

You  wait for your chance to scurry off to take off this flower bundle those crazy villagers put around your neck, and bathe just to be careful. Well, now their attention is certainly off you, probably partying.

Inv:
Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered in Blood)
Wood shield(Untrained)(Cut and Dented From Battle)
Sprangenhelm(Unscathed, Besides Minor Scratches and Dirt on it)
Leather Peasant Outfit(Worn)

Known locations:
Home Village(You're a Hero!)
Tang-Town(Confederacy of Tongues)(Recognition as Peasant Hero)

Status:
Perfectly Fine, Rightfully Paranoid

Fame:
Massive in Home Village
Minor in Tang-Town

Companions:
None
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #245 on: April 11, 2011, 09:36:35 pm »

head to tank town, take the finest lizzard warrior with you.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #246 on: April 11, 2011, 09:39:17 pm »

Tank T- what in the name of the sweet merciful lord are you talking about?
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #247 on: April 11, 2011, 09:44:49 pm »

oops, i guess i was thinking about war, i mean Tang Town, no clue how the k managed to ninja its way in there.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #248 on: April 11, 2011, 09:47:08 pm »

Rename our hometown Tank Town.
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #249 on: April 11, 2011, 09:48:38 pm »

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NewsMuffin

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #250 on: April 11, 2011, 09:58:03 pm »

Obtain Lizard Family.
Obtain Lizard Bodyguard.
Travel.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #251 on: April 11, 2011, 10:28:17 pm »

Obtain Lizard Bodyguard.
You am in village. You am not in town.
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NewsMuffin

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #252 on: April 11, 2011, 11:05:32 pm »

Obtain Lizard Militia.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #253 on: April 11, 2011, 11:06:23 pm »

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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #254 on: April 11, 2011, 11:13:04 pm »

Obtain Multiple Lizard Families.

Declare yourself Alpha Male.
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